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re: Just fought off a Possum
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:20 pm to CoolKat
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:20 pm to CoolKat
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From personal experience, two things work really well and keep them away forever. A 32 inch Louisville Slugger and a 12 Guage Remington shotgun
A flat shovel to the side of their head works too. Gives you more reach and surface area to work with than the slugger. But a 9mm fed to him works too.
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:20 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Would have laced up my cleats and tried to launch that fricker like Vinatieri from 60. This boom cannon ain't to be fricked with, Mr. Possum.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:20 pm to Minnesota Tiger
they are scared of a 5 iron.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:35 pm to Minnesota Tiger
They used to come into our garage as a kid. My dad would pick them up by the tail and throw them across a canal into the woods by our house. All the kids would come watch. I guess they can't do anything when hanging by the tail.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:37 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Possums don't give one frick.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:40 pm to Minnesota Tiger
You must have been wearing your pussy hat! 
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:42 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Chasing off a possum is a lot like fighting off a retard. Darn mindless hogs don’t even know they’re hurt.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:43 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Have a cookie
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:44 pm to Minnesota Tiger
a shot a possum in the face with a .40 a few months ago
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:44 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Possums and armadillos are prime targets for a sand wedge across the dome
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:46 pm to supatigah
So it takes you 3 swings to get it out?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:47 pm to Minnesota Tiger
They have terrible eyesight.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:52 pm to Cosmo
I had one run in through the front door right after I had stepped outside. Had to use a rake to get that little bastard out from under my desk and back outside.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:53 pm to BRgetthenet
They’re called varmints for a reason. Shoot him with a pellet gun or club him to death with an axe handle.
( anything like a broom stick will do, just gonna have to swing harder and a few more times. A wooden axe handle is a perfect weight.)
( anything like a broom stick will do, just gonna have to swing harder and a few more times. A wooden axe handle is a perfect weight.)
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:59 pm to Minnesota Tiger
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Cats would not fight him.
Then your cat is overfed, dont feed it for a few days then only put out one single serving, your cat will battle to the death for it.
Not sure why you want your cat to fight but that will do the trick.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 11:00 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 1/24/18 at 11:01 pm to Minnesota Tiger
Old neighbor had one push through a screened window on the second floor once
Posted on 1/24/18 at 11:02 pm to Winston Cup
I hate when those little nasty frickers look at you with those beady red eyes and hiss.
Only two things nastier than a possum.
1) armadillo
2) Ashley Judd
Only two things nastier than a possum.
1) armadillo
2) Ashley Judd
Posted on 1/24/18 at 11:05 pm to Winston Cup
When I lived in the country in St Martinville we would routinely get possums and armadillos in the yard at night
I was pretty good at doming them with an old Wilson Sandwedge. I didn’t miss
I was pretty good at doming them with an old Wilson Sandwedge. I didn’t miss
Posted on 1/24/18 at 11:08 pm to supatigah
Just giving you a hard time
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