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Just fought off a Possum

Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:07 pm
I grew up having to scare off racoons from the trash cans. Not a big deal, but as long as they has a way out- not cornered- they would book out of there.

Tonite, a possum was eating my cats' food on the back porch! Have never seen this in 18 years in this house.
Cats would not fight him. Took me five minutes with a broom to get him out of my porch. He was not the least bit intimidated by me, my yelling, or the broom I swatted at him. Once in the yard, he just sat there. Yelling don't work. Throwing stuff at him worked. Specifically, frozen potted plants and their containers. Did the job. He marched off in the snow.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:08 pm to
He played possum
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:09 pm to
theyre pretty harmless. i let them eat out of my cats bowl.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:09 pm to
Shoot it with a sling shot
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:09 pm to
Don't you at least have a .22 you could have capped his arse with?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Tonite


Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4672 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:10 pm to
Where was your husband?
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 10:10 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:10 pm to
My Aussie will tear up a possum or coin. Possums love dry cat food btw.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 10:11 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

theyre pretty harmless


Til they get in your attic and tear it up and shite everywhere
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:11 pm to
Bitcoin or dogecoin
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:11 pm to
I close my doors at night and i leave my attic door closed
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:13 pm to
Theyve gotten into my attic by eating a hole under eaves
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:14 pm to
At least you're unlikely to catch rabies from them.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13580 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:14 pm to
JTTF seems appropriate here.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:14 pm to
A possum surprising you by hissing is pretty startling
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53975 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:14 pm to
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He marched off in the snow


Sounds like he got a little food, hit it and quit it.

This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 10:16 pm
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:15 pm to
Poor little frick was just trying to get out of the cold. You heartless bastard.
Posted by CoolKat
Member since Apr 2016
464 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:18 pm to
From personal experience, two things work really well and keep them away forever. A 32 inch Louisville Slugger and a 12 Guage Remington shotgun.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 10:18 pm to
I would have grabbed a putter or driver and just cracked the shite out of it
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