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Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
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NEW YORK CITY, NY—The 2020 International Emmy Awards have announced their nominees for their hotly anticipated and highly credible award ceremony this year. In addition to giving New York Governor Andrew Cuomo a leadership award for his excellent pandemic leadership and skill in not killing thousands of innocent nursing home residents, the organization has also announced another recipient: Joseph Stalin.


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We can't exactly say that Stalin's hunger relief efforts were totally successful, but he really did try," said International Academy President & CEO, Bruce L. Paisner. "Stalin was a master at crafting a narrative. People tuned in to hear his words of wisdom, even as he starved them to death. That's a skill worthy of honor."


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Stalin will not be the only world leader honored at the 2020 Emmys. Here is a comprehensive list of the other nominees: Mikhail Gorbachev—for outstanding leadership of Chernobyl cleanup
Kim Jong Un—for groundbreaking human rights activism
Hugo Chavez—for innovations in decreasing population of feral cats
Scar the Lion—for bringing together lion and hyena in the Pride Lands
Greta Thunberg—for outstanding performance by a child actor
Gavin Newsom—for electricity management and sidewalk cleanliness in California
Joel Osteen—for scriptural accuracy
Joseph Biden—for being most "clean and articulate" president since Obama
Kamala Harris—for award-winning laugh
Lord Denethor—for outstanding stewardship of Gondor
Kathleen Kennedy—for excellent management of Star Wars franchise
King Solomon—for chastity
McDonald's—for excellence in ice cream machine maintenance
The International Emmys—for most legitimate award organization


These guys are on a roll.


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McDonald's—for excellence in ice cream machine maintenance




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GREENHEAD22
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re: Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
Pretty sure that is a joke article.


High C
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


No, I don’t think so.














Wow


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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


Uh, ya think?


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chinhoyang
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re: Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


I'm glad you pointed this out. We never would have known otherwise.


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beerJeep
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


Nothing gets past you eh Holmes?


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Pretty sure that is a joke article
do you have proof of massive widespread jokery?


High C
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re: Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
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do you have proof of massive widespread jokery?


I think it’s mostly serious jokery.


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RogerTheShrubber
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


Twitter, Facebook and snopes can't tell the difference.


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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


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re: Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
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Kathleen Kennedy—for excellent management of Star Wars franchise


Truth lol


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Twitter, Facebook and snopes can't tell the difference.




! Learn more about how no such categories exist in the Emmys.


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It's the best news source out there.


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RogerTheShrubber
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


No way!


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Kamala Harris does have a pretty cute laugh.


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Pretty sure that is a joke article.



Here’s your new avatar.



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Pretty sure that is a joke article.


Good god, you should be banned for this


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GREENHEAD22


Stung by the Bee


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