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re: Jessica Simpson shows off 100-lb. weight loss in plunging black dress

Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by reggieray420
Member since Dec 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:34 pm to
240 in her bra. I wanna motorboat those titties til I die
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19723 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:35 pm to
her boobs are too big

her nipples are probably the size of my hand..yuck
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 1:47 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26063 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:39 pm to
that is going to be stretch mark city (with some loose skin unless she had that fixed)
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:41 pm to
Yeeeeeah... I mean, good for her for losing the weight. However I'm willing to bet as soon as that bra is off those boobs are down to her belly button.

Been there, seen that brother. Never been more disappointed.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by LATECHgradLSUfan
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Member since Sep 2007
3269 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:42 pm to
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her boobs are too big


Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:43 pm to
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her boobs are too big
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:57 pm to
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her nipples are probably the size of my hand..yuck


Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60685 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:58 pm to
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just frickin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to frick you, I would start selling all my shite just to keep fricking you."



John Mayer has lived an OK life
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18379 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:59 pm to
John Mayer has been with some girls too
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12669 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:05 pm to
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Her instagram pic in a two-piece bikini while pregnant


Good god. Did she give birth to a full grown human?
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:11 pm to
Dear god I had no idea she was up to 240.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102740 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:35 pm to
That’s why you marry a tall girl (5’6 or more) cause any 5’0 or 5’2 girl gonna get huge when she gets pregnant no matter how hot they were before
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19970 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:55 pm to
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5’0 or 5’2 girl gonna get huge when she gets pregnant no matter how hot they were before


Not true
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:56 pm to
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Not true


Correct. Not all are going to do the same thing.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37878 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:04 pm to
5’-5’5” and 140 lbs. is fat.
If you think otherwise it’s ok, you just like fat chicks
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41064 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:04 pm to
I knew she put on some weight but 240? Dang.

And that pic of her at 240? Not even the same person.

At 140, oh yeah, every day and 3x on Sunday.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41064 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:05 pm to
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5’-5’5” and 140 lbs. is fat.
If you think otherwise it’s ok, you just like fat chicks


140 with 30 in the chest area, I don't think it's fat.

You think it is? OK, then I like fat =)
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111497 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:06 pm to
She lost 100 lbs and still has 20 to go

Also she is at that stage where her boobs look better with clothes on than off
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 3:11 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21240 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:11 pm to
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5’-5’5” and 140 lbs. is fat. If you think otherwise it’s ok, you just like fat chicks




No, I don't like girls who look like 8 year old boys. I guess you do
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44432 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:11 pm to
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That’s why you marry a tall girl (5’6 or more) cause any 5’0 or 5’2 girl gonna get huge when she gets pregnant no matter how hot they were before



Nope. My wife, at 46 with two kids, is back at her college weight.
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