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re: Jessica Simpson says she refuses to stop drinking snake sperm
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I’ll let her extract all the sperm she wants straight from my snake.
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Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:00 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Between her and Britney, who's crazier?
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:02 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
I still think Britney is crazier
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:06 pm to Byrdybyrd05
One eyed snake sperm?
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:08 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I would still very very much enjoy all of the sex with her.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:10 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
"So, if you want a good vocal, you gotta drink snake sperm."
Yet she isn't whitney houston or anything
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Does Trouser Snake count?
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Snake Oil Salesman
Snake Sperm Salesman
Snake Sperm Salesman
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:53 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Note to self: if I ever meet Jessica Simpson, start hissing
Posted on 4/13/25 at 8:59 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I think you're correct.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:02 pm to Byrdybyrd05
She has the natural good looks. Why not age naturally? She would look much hotter that way.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Snakes lay eggs. No sperm involved. How could a snake even have sex?
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:05 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Ah yeah, the ole Moonlight Inn in beautiful downtown French Settlement, LA. Many many beers have been had there on my behalf 
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:11 pm to LegendInMyMind
Gotta love Ray Wylie
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:43 pm to canyon
Man someone sure hit Jessica hard with that axe
Posted on 4/13/25 at 9:43 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I saw her perform at Willie Nelson’s ranch last month for the Luck Reunion. She did all country songs. Some covers, some original I think. She was surprisingly good and very entertaining. Seems like she’s ready to get back to music.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
Incredible
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:16 pm to Byrdybyrd05
What's the deal with drinking snake sperm?
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:23 pm to Byrdybyrd05
they filmed most of the Dukes of Hazzard movie in Clinton, Louisiana and Jessica was a regular on the weekends at "Parrot Beach" nightclub in Baton Rouge.
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