Started By
Message
locked post

Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Is in 'Feast Mode' After Prison Release

Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:15 pm
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32635 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:15 pm
LINK

quote:

“Big Daddy Sitch” is living his best life.

Since his release last week from prison after completing an eight-month sentence for tax evasion, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been spending time with family and friends at home in New Jersey.

On Monday evening, the Jersey Shore star posted a photo of him and his wife Lauren smiling at a dinner table laden with pasta dishes, chicken cutlets, cold cuts, cheese, veggies, salad and more.

“Feast Mode @lauren_sorrentino,” he captioned the post.

“*Feast mode with a side of the gun show,” Lauren commented, referencing his bulging biceps in the photo.


quote:

Sorrentino, 37, pled guilty to one count of tax evasion in January 2018. In October, he was sentenced to eight months in prison and two years of supervised release. He was also ordered to complete 500 hours of community service and was given $123,913 in restitution, which he had already paid, plus a fine of $10,000.

After his Sep. 12 release from the Otisville Federal Correctional Institution in Otisville, New York, the couple said to PEOPLE in a statement, “We are elated to finally close this chapter of our life. Thank you to our family, friends and fans for the continuous love and support during this time, it brought us so much peace and comfort. We look forward to continuing our life as husband and wife and working on baby situations!”

“We truly believe that the comeback is ALWAYS greater than the setback and we can’t wait to show the world ours,” they added.




Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56969 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:15 pm to
Feastmode
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:15 pm to
Her shirt say Thick or Chick?
Posted by atrain5
Baton Rouge Correctional Facility
Member since Sep 2017
2209 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
Was Sitch the bitch behind bars?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71183 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

living his best life.


Girls like to say this a lot now
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40794 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91101 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:23 pm to
my wife watches this dumbass show so I catch some of it when it's on. It's really sad (pathetic, actually) that the show is not only still on but that people still tune in. And yes I tell my wife the same.

When it first came out my age group was in college and it was must see TV. I mean what wasn't to like about these young guido gohards living it up and partying nonstop? Nowadays though they're all 10 years older, in their 30s, and most of them don't really even drink or party. Most of the shows revolves around them just going about their daily lives, dealing with kids or significant others, or manufactured drama they have to fake for the show. They are clearly just trying to hang on to the fame but it's not really there.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24346 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:28 pm to

That guy is proof of the decline of western civilization.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:28 pm to
Did he get banged in lock up?
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6312 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

When it first came out my age group was in college and it was must see TV


So was mine.

quote:

I mean what wasn't to like about these young guido gohards living it up and partying nonstop?


How much time you have?
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11245 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:32 pm to
One of the best gifs out there. Have an upvote.
Posted by hollywoodhead
Member since Aug 2017
872 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Did he get banged in lock up?


right arm noticeably bigger

This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59345 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:36 pm to
They have boccie ball courts and Ben & Jerry's at Ottisville. They also have so many jews locked up there the commissary has kosher options like matzo ball soup. I doubt he was eating too terrible while locked up
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:37 pm to
Why is he still wearing his prison uniform at home?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

two years of supervised release


Does his supervised release allow him to get drunk on wine?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:


All the gear in the world can’t fix his tiny head and little neck.

OT Proportional Head Crew
OT Neck & Trap Crew
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:47 pm to
Jealous of that baw’s guns, ngl
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:49 pm to
Good for him. It took a serious wake up call and he was a huge douchebag, but he seems to have it together better than anyone else on that show.

I'm rooting for him.
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 1:50 pm
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram