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re: Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon

Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:20 pm to
Posted by The Third Leg
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:20 pm to
I think living in a small city that absorbed a massive number of domestic refugees has warped your perception of what life is like for the vast majority of people residing in American cities.

You live in one of the poorest, least educated, and most violent states in the union, and you’re assuming the rest of us in cities live in similar conditions. Sadly, you’re living in the exception, not the rule. My solution is to move. The national guard isn’t fixing your structural problems in Baton Rouge.

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:26 pm to
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Apparently and also there were several articles that Hitler had a tiny penis.


I never ran across that in my WWII history. However, there was talk he was monorchid/cryptorchid, but that could have been wartime propaganda - Britain was famous for that.

For example, it is solely because of British propaganda that we think of Napoleon (the historical figure, not our eFriend on Tiger Droppings) as short because of the differences in scale used in France versus Britain.

Napoleon was very average height for the time and surrounded himself with giant bodyguards, but the Brits tried to make it seem like he was 5'2" or thereabouts.

I suspect some of the Hitler stuff was just that.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:27 pm to
I have only ever lived in the ghetto - NOLA to BR

And I have family in Memphis, Houston, San Antonio, the Rio Grande Valley, and even in New Jersey. My mom had a boyfriend that was from Wisconsin, and he said the crime in the big cities there was unreal as well.

I have visited many cities and the poorest, least educated areas seem to have the same common denominator.

I have been to many places that are better than Baton Rouge (or Louisiana in general) but you know what? It’s difficult to find jobs in those areas - and if you find a job - the cost of living is unreal - OR I have to live in an area that’s very similar to where I come from.

So I don’t think I’m living in the exception. Like I said in my other post -I think you have difficulty accepting the reality of what it’s like to live in a city.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
23529 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

how much raping the prince and B. Clinton


Raping? Maybe none of statutory rape? A lot.

quote:

Donnie


Multiple sources say none. Hopefully you won’t be too disappointed if that bears out.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9574 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:30 pm to
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Trump is covering for somebody

Not somebody, Israel
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:30 pm to
Pretty much
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon
Soccer Board...
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
10603 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:48 pm to
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Glad im not the only one

Not the only pedophile?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:55 pm to
I have lived in the urban core of Atlanta and Dallas for 20 years; in a small established neighborhood surrounded by gentrifying area right off downtown Dallas the last decade. Mountains of section 8 shite within a quarter mile in all directions. I have a crackhead that won’t die living and panhandling a major intersection 200’ from my property line for going on 5 years. I regularly have people knock on my door looking for handouts. If I leave my car unlocked on the street, it gets tossed. There’s like 1 murder a year in our zip code, always crimes of passion, not random acts of violence.

There isn’t a major city in America worth visiting that I haven’t spent time in over the last 20 years. I’ve also traveled to 15 other countries across Latin America, Europe, Asia.

All that said, I’ve never once felt threatened and never once felt like my life was in danger outside of a random encounter with a mentally ill man on a train in Atlanta very late at night many years ago. And I’m a guy who used to go into shite areas to buy drugs in a lot of of foreign places. My wife grew up in an elitist DC suburb with no crime and she at no point has felt unsafe in American cities.

Like I said, you should move and your experience will be enhanced. Turn off the media feed that is convincing you America is overrun with crime. It is not, and the data proves this.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31845 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:02 pm to
Sometimes it about the gerth, not the length...
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31845 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:04 pm to
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Jizzlane looking sexy in that pic. Nice boobies


Don't know it that's shopped or AI, but if those are real, she's got a nice rack...
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:06 pm to
I have heard of banana dick, but never heard of lemon dick...
Posted by wareaglepete
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I have heard of banana dick, but never heard of lemon dick

Colloquially known as a chode.
Posted by Bodyaid
Slidell
Member since Feb 2009
429 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:21 pm to
I thought the island was a NO RAPE ZONE!
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:34 pm to
Pics?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6267 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:40 pm to
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it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.


Is that really considered small?

Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by bayoujd
Member since Jan 2009
2958 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:48 pm to
A lemon? It was a circle?
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