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JBE is Anti-bowling: lanes scheduled to remain closed in Phase 1

Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:00 pm
Walter ain't happy, Governor.





quote:

BATON ROUGE- While many businesses will reopen their stores to customers with restrictions as the state enters 'Phase One' of reopening the economy, some will have to wait longer.

Bowling alleys are among those still waiting for the green light.


quote:

The list of businesses to on the Governor's website set to reopen Friday doesn't specifically mention bowling alleys. Under the Governor's current proclamation, they are to remain closed.

On Wednesday The State Fire Marshal's Office said that any business not currently listed to reopen in phase one will likely remain closed, including bowling alleys.


This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:02 pm to
Dude is a joke

A fricking joke
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56853 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:03 pm to
This was brought up in the Advocate Town Hall meeting this morning

quote:

@LouisianaGov says he only has one outstanding decision to make on the phase one before he signs the proclamation this afternoon: Whether bowling alleys will be able to open. #lalege #lagov


This shite is so stupid

Posted by footswitch
Meridianville, Alabama
Member since Apr 2015
4737 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:05 pm to
The wife and I went bowling in Rome Ga. last weekend and we lived.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:06 pm to
Governor Karen in Michigan would keep them closed to teach Walter a lesson in protesting. Although Walter does respect the rules.

Dude would be at home collecting his UI + $600 enjoying a White Russian.
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 3:07 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61812 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:08 pm to
None of this makes any damn sense.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12427 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:09 pm to
Who even cares. Bowling alleys are trashy anyway
Posted by The Sea Otter
AR-Kansas
Member since Mar 2019
583 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
24379 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:10 pm to
Obviously he is not a golfer
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Who even cares. Bowling alleys are trashy anyway



Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Who even cares. Bowling alleys are trashy anyway


So non-athletes can participate in a sport and feel good about it.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
62330 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:17 pm to
Phase 1 = Shabbos
Posted by Taffeta
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
1010 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:19 pm to
picking and choosing winners and losers in the fight for federal money, i mean against COVID
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62217 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:26 pm to
This is like Pin the Tail on the Donkey now. JBE puts on a blindfold, approaches a wall with types of businesses posted on it, and sticks a pin in the wall. Whatever type business has the pin in it when he takes the blindfold off has to remain closed. He can take as many turns as he wants.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72491 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

The wife and I went bowling in Rome Ga. last weekend and we lived.


You godamn right you did.
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
4956 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:30 pm to
My bet is we don’t hear anything for weeks, then JBE says he never told bowling alleys to stay closed.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:14 pm to


The third cardinal rule of gun safety is to never put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to fire.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:15 pm to
What about roller skating? Suppose I wanna do that.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12427 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

The wife and I went bowling in Rome Ga. last weekend and we lived.


You call that living?
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