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re: Jay Leno gets face pulverized “falling down hill at a Hampton Inn”

Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:23 pm to
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His jaw should have broken his fall.



In all seriousness, The hills up home in Pittsburgh are no joke.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 8:24 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:26 pm to
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Because he isn't worth half a billion. Leno is a grease monkey. His wealth and his great car collection, all of it, is leased. When Leno dies everything goes back to the criminals who've used him for decades. Learn how the world works.

The smart guys in power are never going enrich a performer. People who want to be famous are talked into giving up control of their finances in exchange for success and an extravagant lifestyle. When they die or when they are no longer useful all the wealth goes away. Understand the mechanism and you will no longer be puzzled when the famous go broke.


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Whiznot

The frick?
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:34 pm to
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Right side of the face is perfectly bruise aligned with his protruding disgusting cheek. How does one's face saggingly stick out like that?


I'd venture to guess that he's on some type of blood thinner, which can lead to some pretty spectacular bruising with any type of injury. And the bruising isn't limited to the point of impact, but can expand as the days go on and the blood migrates.

That may be why his whole cheek is bruised.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18752 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4170 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 9:34 pm to
I think someone is beating his arse up.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51828 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:51 pm to
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Because Pittsburgh is a wonderful, beautiful city with great culture.

Downvoted but true.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
38333 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:29 pm to
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Rich people get rich by being frugal.
nope
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:31 pm to
Hampton Inns have security cameras?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51828 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 6:42 am to
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Rich people get rich by being frugal.
nope

Frugality might be part of the process. For example: when a struggling young couple saves some money to start a business. Eventually the money starts flowing and then frugality doesn’t matter.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11789 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:31 am to
I remember back in the day people would criticize Leno as not being funny and not being cool like Letterman because he wasn't an arrogant a-hole to everybody he ever talked to, but I used to watch him every night and I always thought he was incredibly likable and while he may not have been "edgy" like Letterman or a master like Johnny, he did a great job of just making The Tonight Show fun. Still though that bruise looks like a brass knucks right cross
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88203 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:40 am to
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Rich people get rich by being frugal.
nope


maybe they don't get rich by being frugal but frugality is a common trait among wealthy, truly wealthy people, not the nouveau riche
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127760 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:41 am to
Leno is definitely not my style of humor, but he is a very likeable guy
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:41 am to
I liked Leno on the tonight show but I don’t think his comedy is anything amazing. He also has his detractors because of the politics of him getting to host the tonight show. It is what it is.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4128 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:47 am to
Coulda been horeplay.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4128 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:47 am to
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This post was edited on 11/21/24 at 10:45 am
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5948 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:49 am to
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why is a guy worth half a bill staying at Hampton Inns?


Just guessing but comedy clubs rent apartments and/or hotel rooms for their comedians. He was probably visiting the other comedians bc that's where the club puts them up.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88203 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:50 am to
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He was probably visiting the other comedians


I'll bet they all got a good laugh out of that
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