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re: Jared Fogle has already gained 30 lbs in prison and is harassed by other inmates
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:45 pm to GetCocky11
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:45 pm to GetCocky11
Gimme a box of Honey Buns a day and I'll spend the rest of my short life in jail
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:46 pm to timbo
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That dude should have just killed himself
Sadly this will happen within a year unless someone does it for him......
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:49 pm to dukke v
What do you mean "sadly"?
Dude was asking specifically for 16 year old girls to frick. That shite may fly in the trailer park.....
Dude was asking specifically for 16 year old girls to frick. That shite may fly in the trailer park.....
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:52 pm to timbo
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That dude should have just killed himself. His life is permanently screwed and I don't know how he can fix it -- you know his wife is going to leave his arse, his kids are going to want to have nothing to do with him ever again and lawyers/civil suits are going to take all of his money. And after he gets out of prison in 2030, he won't even be able to get a job as a Subway sandwich artist. So he'll be in his late 50s, broke, no family, no prospects and living in a halfway house for sex offenders.
I hope he lives to be 100 so his miserable life lasts longer
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:41 pm to timbo
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That dude should have just killed himself. His life is permanently screwed and I don't know how he can fix it -- you know his wife is going to leave his arse, his kids are going to want to have nothing to do with him ever again and lawyers/civil suits are going to take all of his money. And after he gets out of prison in 2030, he won't even be able to get a job as a Subway sandwich artist. So he'll be in his late 50s, broke, no family, no prospects and living in a halfway house for sex offenders.
I agree.
He'll probably turn into a raging alcoholic or drug user when he gets out. I seriously doubt that he'll be able to pick up the pieces and have any sort of quality life after prison.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:44 pm to Meatball
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He'll probably turn into a raging alcoholic or drug user when he gets out
How much money will he have when he gets out??? He made some pretty good coin selling sandwiches... Around like $15 mil I think. Where will all that go?????
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:51 pm to Grim
They are certainly hard to resist.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:55 pm to Pax Regis
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They are certainly hard to resist.
Please choose what you meant-
A) Honey Buns
B) BBC Foot Longs
C) 16 Year-Old Prostitutes
D) All of the Above
E) None of the Above
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:57 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:57 pm to dukke v
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How much money will he have when he gets out??? He made some pretty good coin selling sandwiches... Around like $15 mil I think. Where will all that go?????
Some of it is hidden somewhere.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:06 pm to soccerfüt
None of the above. I mean the footlong jokes. They practically write themselves.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:08 pm to Pax Regis
Good.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:16 pm to GetCocky11
Why is this news? He is in prison for molesting kids & kid porn, that doesn't get you much street cred. I hope he has had his fair share of foot longs shoved down his anus.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:50 pm to GetCocky11
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One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f—k out’
"Get the frick out" is an odd thing to tell a fellow inmate.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:52 pm to ULSU
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Dude was asking specifically for 16 year old girls to frick. That shite may fly in the trailer park.....
Is that all he did? 16 is legal in many states.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:54 pm to biglego
I'm sure he would like to leave
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:05 pm to GetCocky11
Fogle's at a minimum security facility. Those folks are typically white collar/people that don't want to do shite that will get them sent somewhere worse. They probably just verbally harass him. If he were at a USP, he probably wouldn't survive
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:07 pm to Grim
quote:There's an EAT FRESH pun somewhere in there...
Haha these footlong jokes are so fresh
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:39 am to GetCocky11
So prison food tastes better than Subway...
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:42 am to GetCocky11
awwww... poor jared..
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