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Jane Goodall and Sasquatch

Posted on 7/31/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 4:46 pm
Dr. Jane Goodall, the eminent primatologist, believes in Sasquatch. It's more than just a legend.

"Dr. Goodall: Yeah. I've talked to so many Native Americans who all describe the same sounds, two who have seen them. I've probably got about, oh, thirty books that have come from different parts of the world, from China from, from all over the place, and there was a little tiny snippet in the newspaper just last week which says that British scientists have found what they believed to be a yeti hair and that the scientists in the Natural History Museum in London couldn't identify it as any known animal."

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Posted by J311slx
Las Vegas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/31/15 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70181 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 6:48 pm to
They need to collect bigfoots sperm from that woman having sex with him
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42630 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 6:50 pm to
She's obviously going senile
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76238 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 6:51 pm to
She's spent too much time monkeying around to be objective now.
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:04 pm to
I believe!
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:17 pm to
quote:


Jane Goodall and Sasquatch
Dr. Jane Goodall, the eminent primatologist, believes in Sasquatch. It's more than just a legend.

"Dr. Goodall: Yeah. I've talked to so many Native Americans who all describe the same sounds, two who have seen them. I've probably got about, oh, thirty books that have come from different parts of the world, from China from, from all over the place, and there was a little tiny snippet in the newspaper just last week which says that British scientists have found what they believed to be a yeti hair and that the scientists in the Natural History Museum in London couldn't identify it as any known animal."


Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16089 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:27 pm to
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She's obviously going senile


She has been saying this as long as I remember..over a decade.

I agree. Not that I believe in some monster but a possible descendant species of giganthropithicus.
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:32 pm to
I have said for ywars that it isn't the mythical monster but it's possible an advanced ape or hell, just an ape, is living in Kentucky backwoods or cascade mountains. Not that improbable
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66925 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I agree. Not that I believe in some monster but a possible descendant species of giganthropithicus.
A really really clever and stealthy one, except of course when they're blundering into drunken rednecks and horny pot farmers.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63525 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:38 pm to
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blundering into drunken rednecks and horny pot farmers.




Frick, just spit out my drink
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:52 pm to
I thought gorillas killed her
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18921 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:57 pm to
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Not that improbable


With all the game cameras out there I say it is.
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:32 pm to
She liked ape sex
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5422 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:32 pm to
Oh really. A giant beast running through the woods and the best we can do is get a fuzzy photo? Don't these things die? If so, why hasn't anyone come across a body? Are they intelligent to some degree, do they bury their dead? If so, why haven't we been able to locate their civilizations. Common sense, people, common sense!!!
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:33 pm to
I heard she was intimate with several apes.
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