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James Fisher, a Louisiana mechanic, believes he became a vampire in 1998

Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:15 am
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:15 am
The Sun - Vampire Lord with followers worldwide

It's kinda funny that The Sun wrote the article but overall this is some weird stuff. I figured the OT would appreciate this since it's October. This baw live in your Parish?





His Vampire Shrine



his tools for his blood addiction

quote:

"The vampire within doesn’t fulfil itself through sexual deviance, blood fetishes, or BDSM. "This is not the way of the vampire. If somebody told me all of this a decade ago, it would seem like fantasy. But if you faced the forces that I have, you would understand." Yet it seems his feelings about sexuality and vampirism are not mutual among all vampires and donors.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27718 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:16 am to
Sweet home depot fan
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:17 am to
I see someone has made too many trips to Gatlinburg's fine knife shop
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:17 am to
who knew vamps shopped at Home Depot. You think he had a Sears card?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

You think he had a Sears card?
quote:

vampire in 1998


probably...
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:19 am to
5 pesos says this is beejon IRL.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:19 am to
Not the room to be in if a tornado hits, but other than that... If he's happy, I'm happy for him.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:19 am to
Well isn’t that nice
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:19 am to
So he became a vampire 20 years ago, but if somebody had told him all this a decade ago he wouldn’t believe it?
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83913 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:20 am to
his brother jacques believes he is also a vampire
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32623 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:20 am to
He’s seen true blood too many times
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:23 am to
quote:

So he became a vampire 20 years ago, but if somebody had told him all this a decade ago he wouldn’t believe it?


I was hoping someone would catch that . Overall, if he is happy best of luck to him but he has seen True Blood way to many times . I wonder if he posts in the soccer board?
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3873 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:26 am to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24341 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

mechanic, believes he became a vampire


Not in the suck blood out of you way, but in the suck money out of you with $125/hr rates kind of way.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:28 am to
Not gonna lie, I'm kinda jealous of his sword collection.

If he's a Vampire, whouldn't the sun from that open window burn his skin?
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23122 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Sweet home depot fan
His dog.

Dog is like: all this stupid shite, but this fan tho
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
33908 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:29 am to
Most creative way to get permission to have a mancave ever. I bet his mom just couldn't refuse.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37467 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:32 am to
quote:

5 pesos says this is beejon IRL.

I completely forgot about that guy. He had some hilarious stories.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Most creative way to get permission to have a mancave ever. I bet his mom just couldn't refuse.



The baw is living the life . Mechanics are kind of like vamps I guess
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 9:34 am to
Is he a good mechanic?
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