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I've become Clark Griswold

Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:43 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5540 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:43 pm
2 years ago for New year's, I set my yard on fire trying to do some fire works with the kids.

Last year for Christmas the new puppy which was a gift for my daughters peed on all the Christmas gifts.

This year my Christmas lights tripped the breaker for the outdoor plugs due to all the rain. The garage doors are on the same breaker. I bought a new truck and haven't added the house key to the key chain. 65 dollars and 2 hours later after the locksmith couldn't pick the lock and drilled through we're all inside.

Just have to laugh. Have a...mostly happy... Healthy family. Merry Christmas to you and yours. Remember what's important during the holidays.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:44 pm to
There was a squirrel in the tree this morning. No shite. It came down the chimney and got trapped in the house.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34452 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35477 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:45 pm to
When’s the Christmas bonus supposed to arrive?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5540 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:46 pm to
My company got rid of Christmas bonuses this year I am Clark!
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11870 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:47 pm to
Hallelujah holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5540 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:48 pm to
My wife is 5 months pregnant. She sat for 2 hours in the truck with a 5 and 3 year old. I'm surprised I'm alive.

Locksmith "you can sit in your truck it's cold out"

Me "it's much colder in the truck"
Posted by shmashmortion
Member since Feb 2011
464 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123921 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:56 pm to
I’m ready for Christmas to be through. Everyone is ungrateful. People are selfish, spoiled sacks of stinky socks.

They can’t comprehend that money is a little tight so everyone might not get a bunch of stuff, and then complain because someone got more.


Bah humbug
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5540 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 9:58 pm to
I am typically the bah humbug variety but I put in extra effort the last few years to attempt to make it special, good family time with my wife and kids.

I have failed miserably self santa brought me bourbon.
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

The garage doors are on the same breaker. I bought a new truck and haven't added the house key to the key chain.


Subtle, very subtle.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:07 pm to
Good catch on the subtle brag
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39100 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:13 pm to
You guys must be very poor to call that a brag. What? That he has a house with a garage door? That he bought a new truck? Anyone can get these things.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5540 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:14 pm to
There's no brag here. New truck, garage door, none of it replaced dumbass
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:29 pm to
cough cough bullshite
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6265 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:53 pm to
The rain didn't trip the breaker. The rain tripped the GFCI. Just unplug the lights, reset the outlet and your garage door is fine. Geez dude.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14036 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 3:53 am to
quote:

The rain didn't trip the breaker. The rain tripped the GFCI. Just unplug the lights, reset the outlet and your garage door is fine. Geez dude.


If the garage door outlet is wired after the GFCI.

Update us op. Is this the case or was it the breaker?
Posted by ike221
Loo A Vul
Member since Aug 2006
13695 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 5:17 am to
quote:

locksmith couldn't pick the lock and drilled through we're all inside


Hmmm

They are not locksmiths. These are young people that pop a lock hires to make money and a profit.

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