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It’s the tandems. Gotta get rid of the tandems....

Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
58890 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am
Tandem float ban: It’s a real problem



Couldn’t be THE PEOPLE. That’s the politician’s constituents. It must be the tandems that are the problem.


This article, and the thought processes behind all of this explains the problems with HUMANITY in the year 2020.


Don’t walk between trailers during a fricking parade. It’s physics bro. Use the 3 lbs of gray matter in the meat sack attached to your neck appendage and don’t walk where any good sense should tell you that you shouldn’t during a parade, and you’re going to be just fine, like the other humans who knew better and didn’t get trapped and run over.

Why do we now blame inanimate things for our own stupidity?


Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26584 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am to
I was getting worried there wouldn’t be another thread on this. Thank you for alleviating my fears.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120312 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:31 am to
BAN ASSAULT FLOATS
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58890 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:31 am to
NO worries then
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4139 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:31 am to
The government knows what’s best for you. Move along
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422586 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:32 am to
quote:

"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"


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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120312 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:33 am to
They repeat stuff like that in ghana
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3345 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:34 am to
Oh, good. I thought at first we were banning baby nutria.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:35 am to
It's like blaming a car for a car wreck.
Posted by cbdman
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2015
1183 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:36 am to
"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward," announced New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell.
Posted by GrapevineTiger
Euless
Member since Jan 2005
510 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:42 am to
"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"

I remember in high school getting a bad grade for structuring sentences like this.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:47 am to
We wouldn’t have tandems in the first place if the city-government didn’t have draconian ordinances in place to begin with.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:47 am to
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This post was edited on 3/25/20 at 4:47 am
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3404 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:59 am to
‘Floats don’t kill people. People riding on multiple floats linked together kill people.’
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:11 am to
I just read that the family of the lady killed at Nyx doesn’t feel any extra rules could have prevented her death.

quote:

Her family says what happened was an accident they don’t believe there’s anything the city can do to prevent something like this from happening again. “I don’t know what else you can do. I would say just keep your children from running between those floats. Don’t do that,” says Turner. Her family says they appreciate the love and support they’ve received from the entire community. They want people to always think about safety at parades.


Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30264 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"


So, it's cool if they go backwards though, right? Bacchas should have at least one tandem going backwards today. Would take a hell of a driver though.
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