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It’s science. Metal musicians and fans are gay

Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:20 pm
Posted by C W
Member since Mar 2020
2686 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:20 pm
New research indicates that men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men

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This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 7:21 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145179 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10386 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:22 pm to
I think you wrote this post to impress other men...and failed.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4092 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:22 pm to
Where does driving a monster jeep fall in thst continuum? Between macrame and all-male beach volleyball? But before heavy metal guitar?
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:07 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:24 pm to
I do it to impress satan
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 7:29 pm
Posted by TheBoogeyman
Covington
Member since Apr 2020
228 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:24 pm to
So one metal guitarist fricks your boyfriend and now they all are gay?
Posted by Milo of Croton
Member since Oct 2022
444 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:29 pm to
In my experience.. A lot of musicians just play to impress other musicians.. But aight do go on about your obsession with gay men.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20898 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:32 pm to
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Metal musicians and fans are gay


Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11562 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:37 pm to
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A lot of musicians just play to impress other musicians.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16876 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:41 pm to
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research indicates that men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men


Why isn’t this obvious? Men love to compete and want to be recognized.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22188 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:42 pm to
We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67116 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:31 pm to
That's why I play guitar in a blues rock band, to impress straight middle-aged women.

And I sing vocals in a pop punk band to impress no-one.

I pretty much just make music that teenage me would have wanted to listen to.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:34 pm
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:36 pm to
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men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men


Most things men do is to impress other men. You’re fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

Women don’t care about your golf score or post count or squat numbers or sales numbers or backyard grass cultivation or that you can change your own oil or whatever else.

Men compete against other men to see who is the best and have since the dawn of time.

This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:39 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4353 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:41 pm to
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We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.


Orianthi can shred.

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3320 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:48 pm to
Nita Strauss is my boss’s cousin. She shreds pretty hard.

Bossman was also once a relatively well-known 80’s hair metal shredder.
Posted by Milo of Croton
Member since Oct 2022
444 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:54 pm to
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Women don’t care about your golf score or post count or squat numbers


I've been trying to show my wife these juicy calves with a sick pump I've been working on for the past 6 months. Sadly she doesn't give a shite.. But the bros.. They give a shite.
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:56 pm to
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We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.


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Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3320 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:58 pm to
I wanna rock your body (till the break of down)

Down bitches like this are impressed.
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