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It begins: Israeli spaceship crashed into moon and deposited water bear creatures
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:40 pm
There may be life on the Moon after all: virtually indestructible beings that can withstand extreme radiation, sizzling heat, the coldest temperatures of the universe, and decades without food.
These terrifying-sounding creatures aren't aliens but in fact microscopic Earthlings known as tardigrades, who likely survived a crash landing on the lunar surface by Israel's Beresheet probe in April, the organization responsible for their trip said Tuesday.
Based on an analysis of the spacecraft's trajectory and the composition of the device the micro-animals were stored in, "we believe the chances of survival for the tardigrades...are extremely high," Nova Spivack, founder of the Arch Mission Foundation, told AFP.
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These terrifying-sounding creatures aren't aliens but in fact microscopic Earthlings known as tardigrades, who likely survived a crash landing on the lunar surface by Israel's Beresheet probe in April, the organization responsible for their trip said Tuesday.
Based on an analysis of the spacecraft's trajectory and the composition of the device the micro-animals were stored in, "we believe the chances of survival for the tardigrades...are extremely high," Nova Spivack, founder of the Arch Mission Foundation, told AFP.
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Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:43 pm to weagle99
What's the fine for that? Hope its their entire stolen country
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:52 pm to weagle99
This is some Prometheus shite, we're gonna regret it


Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:52 pm to weagle99
I remember those things on Southpark.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:53 pm to weagle99
The real dumb tardigrades are known as retardigrades. I’m sorry, that’s really bad.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:02 pm to weagle99
If a Beresheets on the moon, does it make a sound?
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:03 pm to NotoriousFSU
Came for Ronaldo. Was not disappoint. 
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:06 pm to weagle99
They are entombed in plastic.
They have no water or food.
End transmission.
They have no water or food.
End transmission.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:54 pm to weagle99
SPACE FORCE REGULATORS...
MOUNT UP!
MOUNT UP!
Posted on 8/7/19 at 9:04 pm to weagle99
Just great. By the time we go back to the moon the astronauts will have to fight off 12 foot tall monsters.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 9:58 pm to weagle99
These things are going to evolve rapidly into lifesize intelligent cyborgs.
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:52 am to weagle99
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The non-profit is dedicated to spreading backups of human knowledge and Earth's biology throughout the Solar System,
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The tardigrades were stored inside a "Lunar Library," a nanotechnology device that resembles a DVD and contains 30-million-page archive of human history viewable under microscopes, as well as human DNA.
A project that sends human DNA out into the solar system to be found by other intelligent being, along with an archive of human history, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted on 8/8/19 at 10:05 am to weagle99

This post was edited on 8/8/19 at 10:41 am
Posted on 8/8/19 at 10:14 am to stapuffmarshy
So, some tards from earth are now on the moon?
Posted on 8/8/19 at 10:17 am to weagle99
Downvoted in the name of the USS Liberty.
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