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Is there any way around these stupid little breathalyzer things?

Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:43 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13884 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:43 pm


Long story short- I got a Dooie after Thanksgiving and have had this little thing in ever since. I had a few too many at our company lunch today and need to get back home. I’m in a pinch. Has anyone had experience with this?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14162 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:43 pm to
pay a waitress $20 bucks.

Oh and its your wifes car.
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
8131 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:43 pm to
Get an Uber.

Please stay off the roads. My teenage kids drive and I don't want you killing them because you have no self control.
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65856 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
Yeah, stop being a piece of shite and driving drunk.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7445 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
This is gonna be fun
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9680 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
13951 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
You really are stupid
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66416 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
It’s called LifeSafer not LifeSaver, test your luck baw
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74417 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:45 pm to
I think if you try to use it a few times the cops will come by and give you a lift.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2145 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:45 pm to
Should've abstained at the company lunch, jackass. I hope you're stuck there for hours.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
103892 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:45 pm to
FFS man. In this day and age there’s literally no reason to drive drunk (or above the limit). Get an Uber, cab, call a friend. Something.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9680 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:45 pm to
I don’t see how anyone gets a dui with uber, Lyft, taxis, etc these days. There’s no excuse.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58849 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:46 pm to
I'm assuming this is a joke, but my God if not just call an Uber.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:48 pm to
Which company do you work? I'll see if I can make a connection for ya.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23247 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:49 pm to
I thought this was America? We can’t even drink and drive anymore. Freedom my arse
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65769 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Long story short-

OP is a loser
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14254 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:55 pm to
Uber is your friend. Stop being an idiot.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4733 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:56 pm to
Stick your TT in that little hole. Turn ignition. Report back.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14254 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

don’t see how anyone gets a dui with uber, Lyft, taxis, etc these days. There’s no excuse.


This! You’re a complete piece of trash driving drunk in 2024.
Posted by shotskimakesmysat
Laffy Taffy
Member since Sep 2009
68 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:58 pm to
I tried calling Uber, they just don't answer the telephone. Their app works great though.
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