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Is there a method to run through a window or glass door without getting injured?

Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:53 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:53 pm
If someone is chasing you this could be useful information. Arms up over ducked head and hit with shoulder? What if you don’t have long sleeve clothing on?
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:54 pm to
Cocaine
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Is there a method to run through a window or glass door without getting injured?


Yeah, open it first.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26978 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:55 pm to
Head first. Give it a shot.

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24235 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:55 pm to
Hope and pray it isnt laminated aka safety glass. You ain't running through it.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:55 pm to
ask a muj in Iraq

Spoiler:drugs
This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 6:56 pm
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:56 pm to
Keep moving forward. The real danger is in the falling pieces
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:56 pm to
In the movies? Yes.

In real life? No.

Regular glass (annealed) shards have FAR sharper edges than a razor blade. Bad idea to run through 6", 10", !2", etc. razor blades.

Tempered glass breaks into little granules - but tough to break in the way you describe.
This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49069 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 6:59 pm to
You gotta ninja roll, man.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13469 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:05 pm to
I would double tap if first. It’s hard to break some glass. Long story I won’t get into here but I had to break in once and it took forever with laminated glass.
Posted by Fairbanks
Member since Aug 2019
80 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:08 pm to
Wearing a mask and long sleeved clothing. Plus probably slam through with the top of your head so you don’t get any glass in your eyes.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:52 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:10 pm to
Man, you'd be better off running right up to the glass, then suddenly turning around, grabbing whoever you're running from, and throwing them through the glass instead.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:11 pm to
You going to jump through AverageJoe26 windshield for him so he doesn't have to commit fraud?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:11 pm to
I hate to give a real answer on the OT but here it goes. Answer is NO.

Two perfect examples.

1. Good friend is a homicide detective. Knocks on front door. Momma answers. Steps into front room and son (suspect) is unexpectedly sitting on couch. He says “stand up, you are under arrest” and dude tries a movie style dive through the front window. Makes it through window. They run out on lawn and guy basically has an amputated arm. They save the guy with a tourniquet.

2. Fireman buddy responds to drunken pool party where guy charged through a closed sliding glass door thinking it was open. Big chunk of glass cut the guys neck and he was dead in a couple of minutes.

This doesn’t even mention the guy I saw stick his hand through a glass window and sliced his forearm to the bone because he was mad at his girlfriend. Glass ain’t a joke.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:18 pm to
Damn son
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49069 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

This doesn’t even mention the guy I saw stick his hand through a glass window and sliced his forearm.

I've seen this in person outside the Caterie when my buddy caught his girlfriend with a guy. Fortunately he didn't get in trouble and just hit his own window. I drove us to the ER.
This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 7:20 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4634 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 7:22 pm to
Only if your glass is made from spun sugar or you pay someone to wait and hit some poppers hooked to your windows/doors
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 8:25 pm to
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