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Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:57 pm to Boo Krewe
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believe me Im not gay.
who you trying to convince?
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I watch straight porn
If the type of porn you watch dictates your real life sexual orientation then i'm a shitting interracial triple-anal midget gang-banger.
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there are hundreds of girls I would bang at LSU if give the chance
have you ever been given the chance?
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kate beckinsdale, alex morgan or jenn hewit would be my top three.
top 3 what?
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:00 pm to Boo Krewe
Hey man, you can suck a dick nine times before you're gay. 1-9 you're still deciding, but by that tenth dick, you're gay for sure.
Are you trying to convince us, or yourself?
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i watch straight porn
Are you trying to convince us, or yourself?
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:03 pm to Boo Krewe
it's just weird once you're living in a pop-up camper paying tons of child support
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:03 pm to Boo Krewe
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I can't hold a conversation with a woman longer then 5 minutes. Ive seen college guy roomates become so close. I have a few friends who are girls, but I can talk with guys about so
You're talking to the wrong women. I'm just the opposite. I can talk to an intelligent woman much longer and easier than most men. Most guys talk about superficial, dumbshit. Of course, most people do. I think I just hate talking to stupid people...male or female. But the fact that women have titties and vaginas definitely give them the upper hand.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:04 pm to Breesus
this reminds me of this reddit comment
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:05 pm to Boo Krewe
OP...
You don't find it odd that you ask this question and then the first thing you do is attempt to explain to us that are not gay?
You don't find it odd that you ask this question and then the first thing you do is attempt to explain to us that are not gay?
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:06 pm to Boo Krewe
I think marriage is a little too common to be considered werid. Werid is gays getting married.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:16 pm to Boo Krewe
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spend so much time with one girl when you've had countless memories with friends, relatives, coworkers, etc.
Because you should always have sex with any and all of the above people?
Maybe you can't hold a conversation with whoever because you have NOTHING in common. Maybe it's you that's not a good conversationalist.
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:19 pm to Boo Krewe
I love my husband a lot. I told him today how awesome it is to be married to him.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:21 pm to Red Stick Tigress
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Maybe you can't hold a conversation with whoever because you have NOTHING in common. Maybe it's you that's not a good conversationalist.
But he watches straight porn and would rail the shite out of the Trader Joe's girl.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:22 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You just haven't met the right person if you can't hold a conversation for that long.
I've met plenty of women with whom I can hold a conversation longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't want to marry them. OP just has a personal problem.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:24 pm to Peazey
Right 5 minutes is just small talk. If you can't talk to anyone for 5 minutes then you have a problem.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:26 pm to Box Geauxrilla
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ey man, you can suck a dick nine times before you're gay. 1-9 you're still deciding, but by that tenth dick, you're gay for sure
Reminded me of that Ron White joke on the convo with his friend about being gay....
"Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay.
He goes, 'That's bullshite. I ain't gay at all.'
I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.'
He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.'
I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?'
He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.'
I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?'
'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.'
'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?'
He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing cocks.'"
Video
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:35 pm to Boo Krewe
Yes
It's not supposed to work
It's not supposed to work
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:50 pm to Zoltan
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He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing cocks.'"
I bet his friend didn't really say that and he just thought it would make the joke funnier.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:52 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I bet his friend didn't really say that and he just thought it would make the joke funnier.
OMG! Are you saying that comedians make jokes up just to be funny? Impossible!
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
No way dude. Next you'll tell me Dave Chapelle didn't actually see a baby selling Crack next to an abandoned limo in a ghetto after passing 5 gun stores and liquor store!
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I bet his friend didn't really say that and he just thought it would make the joke funnier.
I laughed, so if he did, it worked.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:55 pm to winston318
I know I am, just trapped in a man's body.
Where are my rights and fundraising group?
Where are my rights and fundraising group?
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