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Ingredient in McDonald's fries may help cure baldness

Posted on 3/25/19 at 7:47 am
Posted by frankthetank
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Posted on 3/25/19 at 7:47 am
You know where to find me

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McDonald's fries may be more useful than just for munching onaccording to recent study.

According to a Japanese stem cell research team - an ingredient found in the famous fries may just cure baldness.

The scientists - from Yokohama National University - discovered that a chemical found in the fries, known as dimethylpolysiloxane, can be used to produce hair follicles on mice.


Get your stock this morning baws. It's gonna be a boomin.

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That chemical - is a silicone used to prevent frothing and splashing in the fry oil.

Wait... They're putting what in the fries?

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The method has proved widely successful in creating what is known as "hair follicle germs" (HFG), or cells that help grow hair follicles.

It is the dimethylpolysiloxane chemical that researchers are crediting with the success of creating thousands of simultaneous HFG's.

"This simple method is very robust and promising. We hope that this technique will improve human hair regenerative therapy to treat hair loss such as androgenic alopecia," adds Fukuda. "In fact, we have preliminary data that suggests human HFG formation using human keratinocytes and dermal papilla cells."


frick it, I'm still in.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:01 am to
Soooooo do you just rub it on your balled spots or taken orally??

Starbucks line buddy is asking...
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:06 am to
I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
58857 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:09 am to
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The scientists - from Yokohama National University - discovered that a chemical found in the fries, known as dimethylpolysiloxane, can be used to produce hair follicles on mice.



Lost me. I like potatoes in my fries, not dimethylpolysiloxane
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:17 am to
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I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone


Some of us aren’t lucky enough to be welders like you.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167099 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:22 am to
Just get online and order some RU58841 so you don't get fat from the fries.

Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:26 am to
Wonder what heat does to that chemical?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40090 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:28 am to
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Ingredient in McDonald's fries may help cure baldness



Good because Rogaine has stopped working.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:36 am to
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I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
Is it? Almost every guy I know who went bald early was naturally a muscular beast who started growing a beard at like 14.

Total opposite of what you’d think of with someone with low testosterone...
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:44 am to
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Is it? Almost every guy I know who went bald early was naturally a muscular beast who started growing a beard at like 14.

Pretty sad that you baldies think that growing a beard excuses your low t lack of hair

Just man up and wear a toupee
Posted by Stexas
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Member since May 2013
5992 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:48 am to
Stupid misconception is stupid and wrong. There was a study in the 90’s that linked higher levels of testosterone to mail pattern baldness but was debunked quickly. Baldness isn’t linked to testosterone levels.

Signed
-baldguy
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:49 am to
Few here realize that doing 70mph with the windows down and a 20 piece box of nuggets with an assortment of sauces is a natural aphrodisiac.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:51 am to
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:52 am to
So you'll still be fat as shite, but you be less bald and fat and more just slightly balding and fat. Congrats.
Posted by Sody Cracker
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Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:53 am to
We will be told that trials are beginning and the product will be on the market in five years, never to hear of it again.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:54 am to
Eat with what?

Mein Deutsch nicht sehr gut ist. (I probably butchered that)
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3130 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:55 am to
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I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone


It's the low T that makes it fall out. The high estrogen keeps it from growing back.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:07 am to
“Eat with Fun”

Note that Bier is on the menu there?
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3130 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:12 am to
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So you'll still be fat as shite, but you be less bald and fat and more just slightly balding and fat. Congrats.


Is it better to be fat with luscious locks or thin with glare coming off the dome?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Pretty sad that you baldies think that growing a beard excuses your low t lack of hair

Just man up and wear a toupee
I’m not bald.
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