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Ingredient in McDonald's fries may help cure baldness
Posted on 3/25/19 at 7:47 am
Posted on 3/25/19 at 7:47 am
You know where to find me
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Get your stock this morning baws. It's gonna be a boomin.
Wait... They're putting what in the fries?
frick it, I'm still in.
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McDonald's fries may be more useful than just for munching onaccording to recent study.
According to a Japanese stem cell research team - an ingredient found in the famous fries may just cure baldness.
The scientists - from Yokohama National University - discovered that a chemical found in the fries, known as dimethylpolysiloxane, can be used to produce hair follicles on mice.
Get your stock this morning baws. It's gonna be a boomin.
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That chemical - is a silicone used to prevent frothing and splashing in the fry oil.
Wait... They're putting what in the fries?
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The method has proved widely successful in creating what is known as "hair follicle germs" (HFG), or cells that help grow hair follicles.
It is the dimethylpolysiloxane chemical that researchers are crediting with the success of creating thousands of simultaneous HFG's.
"This simple method is very robust and promising. We hope that this technique will improve human hair regenerative therapy to treat hair loss such as androgenic alopecia," adds Fukuda. "In fact, we have preliminary data that suggests human HFG formation using human keratinocytes and dermal papilla cells."
frick it, I'm still in.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:01 am to frankthetank
Soooooo do you just rub it on your balled spots or taken orally??
Starbucks line buddy is asking...
Starbucks line buddy is asking...
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:06 am to frankthetank
I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:09 am to frankthetank
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The scientists - from Yokohama National University - discovered that a chemical found in the fries, known as dimethylpolysiloxane, can be used to produce hair follicles on mice.
Lost me. I like potatoes in my fries, not dimethylpolysiloxane
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:17 am to el Gaucho
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I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
Some of us aren’t lucky enough to be welders like you.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:22 am to frankthetank
Just get online and order some RU58841 so you don't get fat from the fries.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:26 am to frankthetank
Wonder what heat does to that chemical?
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:28 am to frankthetank
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Ingredient in McDonald's fries may help cure baldness
Good because Rogaine has stopped working.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:36 am to el Gaucho
quote:Is it? Almost every guy I know who went bald early was naturally a muscular beast who started growing a beard at like 14.
I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
Total opposite of what you’d think of with someone with low testosterone...
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:44 am to PrimeTime Money
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Is it? Almost every guy I know who went bald early was naturally a muscular beast who started growing a beard at like 14.
Pretty sad that you baldies think that growing a beard excuses your low t lack of hair
Just man up and wear a toupee
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:48 am to el Gaucho
Stupid misconception is stupid and wrong. There was a study in the 90’s that linked higher levels of testosterone to mail pattern baldness but was debunked quickly. Baldness isn’t linked to testosterone levels.
Signed
-baldguy
Signed
-baldguy
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:49 am to el Gaucho
Few here realize that doing 70mph with the windows down and a 20 piece box of nuggets with an assortment of sauces is a natural aphrodisiac.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:51 am to frankthetank
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:52 am to frankthetank
So you'll still be fat as shite, but you be less bald and fat and more just slightly balding and fat. Congrats.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:53 am to frankthetank
We will be told that trials are beginning and the product will be on the market in five years, never to hear of it again.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:54 am to soccerfüt
Eat with what?
Mein Deutsch nicht sehr gut ist. (I probably butchered that)
Mein Deutsch nicht sehr gut ist. (I probably butchered that)
Posted on 3/25/19 at 8:55 am to el Gaucho
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I feel bad for all you baws that are balding. It’s a sign of low testosterone
It's the low T that makes it fall out. The high estrogen keeps it from growing back.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:07 am to BRgetthenet
“Eat with Fun”
Note that Bier is on the menu there?
Note that Bier is on the menu there?
Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:12 am to TH03
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So you'll still be fat as shite, but you be less bald and fat and more just slightly balding and fat. Congrats.
Is it better to be fat with luscious locks or thin with glare coming off the dome?
Posted on 3/25/19 at 4:51 pm to el Gaucho
quote:I’m not bald.
Pretty sad that you baldies think that growing a beard excuses your low t lack of hair
Just man up and wear a toupee
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