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In honor of the most BAMF on the planet: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted on 3/10/16 at 8:59 am
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 8:59 am



quote:

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it had to be changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris, and lives.
This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 9:02 am
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted by Jack Daniel
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Chuck Norris once started a thread on TD, everyone in the thread downvoted themselves.
Posted by LSUweights
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Posted by Thurber
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Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:33 am to
My birthday = Chuck Norris's birthday

That explains a lot
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted by Quidam65
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:22 am to
quote:

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.


since today is also the anniversary of Bell's call to Mr. Watson.
Posted by CharlesLSU
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:22 am to
Yea, but has Chuck seen your hands?!?!
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:23 am to
I see a thousand tougher guys on campus every day.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:24 am to
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade into a crowd of 50 people and killed them instantly.




Then the grenade exploded.
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:55 am to
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra.



After 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:57 am to
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