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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:42 pm
In an African safari armed with nothing. Could 30 midgets kill a lion or would the lion kill the midgets
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48185 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:42 pm to
lion would easily dispatch the midgets
Posted by JonTigerFan11
Member since May 2016
893 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:42 pm to
Depends. How many of the midgets iz kangz?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37542 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:42 pm to
Congrats on the plant job.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:43 pm to
a lion would kill 30 regular sized people
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
19207 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:43 pm to
they are referred to as vertically challenged individuals. be polite to the pronouns.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:43 pm to
Do the midgets have an AR-15 assault weapon with 300 round clips? If so then my money is on the midgets.
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Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:45 pm to
Sounds like an argument that people who work at 10 p.m. would have.

The answer is lion for sure though.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:45 pm to
I think I saw this show on TLC
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5757 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:45 pm to
Team lion
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:46 pm to
Midgets would win against the lion. Humans are skilled with tools and the cunning ability of brainpower can’t be discounted, especially that of midgets (which have night vision), dwarves, or gnomes.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23354 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:46 pm to
fricking Glass Eyes got a crew waitin to get a permit pulled and yall baws in the control room talking about Midgets and Lions.....
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:48 pm to
Depends on if the midgets are dentists
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:48 pm to
With no weapons, the lion would fully eat and shite out about 20 midgets before it got sick and they just wore it down.
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:49 pm to
In the lab. No control room for me. Just a shitty kitchen.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:50 pm to
Are the midgets willing to work together and assume some losses or is it like every half man for themselves?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:50 pm to
30 midgets, together, in one place? Ha!

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64695 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:50 pm to
Can the midgets shape sticks and rocks into sharp objects? If no, then the lion wins easily, not even close. If yes, then obviously the midgets win.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42935 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:50 pm to
This is why it takes 20 minutes to get a Whopper and some fries at night.
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:52 pm to
Work at a plant and make a shite ton of money and this what you get to talk about.
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