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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:53 pm to
The only way would likely be a midget biting lions throat and striking blood, but I don’t think a midgets baby teeth could break the skin
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2406 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:53 pm to
Is this some kind of Wizard of Oz remix?
Posted by RhodeDawg
Delete my account
Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:54 pm to
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lion

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tiggerthetooth

Oh- what do you know?
quote:

Tyga woods

You either.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50946 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

In an African safari armed with nothing


a lion would kill 30 full grown men
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:55 pm to
Lion would win easily.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:56 pm to
Lions wins easily unless it’s a night attack by the midgets. Midgets have night vision.
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:57 pm to
This contractor thinks the midgets could form a circle around the lion and jump on it and the weight would be enough to kill it. I disagree and am on team lion
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 9:58 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

In an African safari armed with nothing.

Could 30 midgets kill a lion or would the lion kill the midgets
What are 30 little people going to do with an angry African Lion with their bare little hands?

Hold it down? Choke it? Sure, OK.

Male Lions can weigh up to around 400 lbs.

That’s a lot of angry pissed off feline.

You think she’s fricked, the midgets would be really fricked-

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:59 pm to
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Work at a plant and make a shite ton of money

This isn’t subjective at all. Congrats on making high school graduate money without the high school degree
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:02 pm to
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Work at a plant and make a shite ton of money and this what you get to talk about.


Jokes on me, I guess

Grats on the 60k and certified preowned F250 baw.
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:02 pm to
i Have a 4 year degree. It’s a general studies degree though.
Posted by stniaSxuaeG
Member since Apr 2014
1616 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:03 pm to
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Do the midgets have an AR-15 assault weapon with 300 round clips?
No, just 30 magazine clip ghost guns.
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 10:05 pm
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2341 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:03 pm to
60k? Lol
It doesn’t matter how much money you make as long as you are happy in life.
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 10:06 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:04 pm to
I don’t know. But I’d pay to watch that show and find out.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:09 pm to
Is it a male lion? Midgets are optimally sized to get a solid hold on the nuts. Once a firm grasp is secured the rest of the midgets may find more opportunities to go for the eyes and whatnot. It may be a photo finish.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

preowned F250

shite I should have been a night shift worker at a plant in geismar
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:10 pm to
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It doesn’t matter how much money you make as long as you are happy in life.



Have an upvote on me
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:11 pm to
In the wild the lion would probably snatch one and run off.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:11 pm to
The kind of stimulating conversation I'd expect while stocking shelves at the Piggly Wiggly.
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