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In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt

Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105372 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:20 pm
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Background
Several aquatic organisms such as loaches have evolved unique intestinal breathing mechanisms to survive under extensive hypoxia. To date, it is highly controversial whether such capability can be adapted in mammalian species as another site for gas exchange. Here, we report the advent of the intestinal breathing phenomenon in mammalians by exploiting EVA (enteral ventilation via anus).
Methods
Two different modes of EVA were investigated in an experimental model of respiratory failure: intra-rectal oxygen O2 gas ventilation (g-EVA) or liquid ventilation (l-EVA) with oxygenated perfluorocarbon. After induction of type 1 respiratory failure, we analyzed the effectiveness of g-EVA and I-EVA in mouse and pig, followed by preclinical safety analysis in rat.
Findings
Both intra-rectal O2 gas and oxygenated liquid delivery were shown to provide vital rescue of experimental models of respiratory failure, improving survival, behavior, and systemic O2 level. A rodent and porcine model study confirmed the tolerable and repeatable features of an enema-like l-EVA procedure with no major signs of complications.
Conclusions
EVA has proven effective in mammalians such that it oxygenated systemic circulation and ameliorated respiratory failure. Due to the proven safety of perfluorochemicals in clinics, EVA potentially provides an adjunctive means of oxygenation for patients under respiratory distress conditions.


TL:DR, in future respiratory failure may be treated by PIIYB.

Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19779 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:21 pm to
Nope. You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:22 pm to
If you cram food into your arse, will you shite out your mouth?

I believe this was discussed before.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27587 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15760 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.


I can exhale through my butt
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
714 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:25 pm to
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

Is that how it works?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:25 pm to
While I doubt breathing through your arse, a lot of people talk out of theirs…
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Nope. You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.


You maybe able to plug O2
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15978 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:33 pm to
Wait... does that mean I can get the wah wahs if I crack a whippet up my butt??


*turns on Dark Side of the Moon*

BRB
Posted by ChasseurNC
Member since Feb 2022
625 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 7:56 pm
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21682 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:37 pm to
How am I supposed to chug a beer?
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48501 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:39 pm to
South Park was way ahead of its time.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6432 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:22 pm to
The day has finally come
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75432 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:24 pm to
That's why I don't trust doctors. They're always trying to put stuff in your butt.
This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 7:25 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21153 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

How am I supposed to chug a beer?

Like a Tennessee frat star...
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84838 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:27 pm to
Just a bunch of pervy scientists who wanted to study animal butts
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:36 pm to


Don't worry, Pooh. I'll go get an air hose.
Posted by GeauxJeaux78
Prairieville, LA
Member since May 2020
1203 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:56 pm to
Several, especially Politicians, have mastered TALKING out of their butts, not breathing though.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33844 posts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

If you cram food into your arse, will you shite out your mouth?

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