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In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:20 pm
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Background
Several aquatic organisms such as loaches have evolved unique intestinal breathing mechanisms to survive under extensive hypoxia. To date, it is highly controversial whether such capability can be adapted in mammalian species as another site for gas exchange. Here, we report the advent of the intestinal breathing phenomenon in mammalians by exploiting EVA (enteral ventilation via anus).
Methods
Two different modes of EVA were investigated in an experimental model of respiratory failure: intra-rectal oxygen O2 gas ventilation (g-EVA) or liquid ventilation (l-EVA) with oxygenated perfluorocarbon. After induction of type 1 respiratory failure, we analyzed the effectiveness of g-EVA and I-EVA in mouse and pig, followed by preclinical safety analysis in rat.
Findings
Both intra-rectal O2 gas and oxygenated liquid delivery were shown to provide vital rescue of experimental models of respiratory failure, improving survival, behavior, and systemic O2 level. A rodent and porcine model study confirmed the tolerable and repeatable features of an enema-like l-EVA procedure with no major signs of complications.
Conclusions
EVA has proven effective in mammalians such that it oxygenated systemic circulation and ameliorated respiratory failure. Due to the proven safety of perfluorochemicals in clinics, EVA potentially provides an adjunctive means of oxygenation for patients under respiratory distress conditions.
TL:DR, in future respiratory failure may be treated by PIIYB.

Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:21 pm to Jim Rockford
Nope. You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:22 pm to Jim Rockford
If you cram food into your arse, will you shite out your mouth?
I believe this was discussed before.
I believe this was discussed before.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:24 pm to 225Tyga
quote:
You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.
I can exhale through my butt
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:25 pm to Jim Rockford
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
Is that how it works?
Is that how it works?
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:25 pm to Jim Rockford
While I doubt breathing through your arse, a lot of people talk out of theirs…
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:30 pm to 225Tyga
quote:
Nope. You can’t breath through your butt. Scientifically not possible.
You maybe able to plug O2
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Wait... does that mean I can get the wah wahs if I crack a whippet up my butt??
*turns on Dark Side of the Moon*
BRB
*turns on Dark Side of the Moon*
BRB
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:35 pm to Jim Rockford
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This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:37 pm to Jim Rockford
How am I supposed to chug a beer?
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:39 pm to Jim Rockford
South Park was way ahead of its time.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:24 pm to Jim Rockford
That's why I don't trust doctors. They're always trying to put stuff in your butt.
This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:27 pm to MSTiger33
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How am I supposed to chug a beer?
Like a Tennessee frat star...
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:27 pm to Jim Rockford
Just a bunch of pervy scientists who wanted to study animal butts
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Don't worry, Pooh. I'll go get an air hose.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 7:56 pm to Jim Rockford
Several, especially Politicians, have mastered TALKING out of their butts, not breathing though.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 8:04 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
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If you cram food into your arse, will you shite out your mouth?

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