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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to TU Rob
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to TU Rob
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I'm rethinking this. Submarine if at all possible. Dive as deep as it will go and shut it down.
So...your plan is to locate, hijack, and operate a submarine in less than an hour.
And then shut it down for five days underwater and go undetected. You think whoever you stole a motherfricking submarine from isn't going to notice it went missing and search the frick out of that area?
Not that it matters though, because you aren't hijacking and operating a submarine in the first place.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to JBeam
Boat to Bermuda triangle. I win.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:22 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Got who gave you a ride would know where he dropped you off.
OK, ASSUME the guy who dropped me off didn't recognize me, because my appearance was altered. He had no clue. Then what?
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Helicopters with heat sensors would spot you so fast.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:22 pm to Lester Earl
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if everyone in the world is looking for you, you cant ride a train. because people will recognize you.
Cargo train, ride it until its far away, jump off while its still moving and get to an abandoned house.
Could maybe work, but you'd probably be seen.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to ChewyDante
Oh, I am loving this thread.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to ZereauxSum
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what it would mean if 7 billion people were all focused on finding you.
How is a malnurished kid in the middle of Africa with no technology whatsoever going to aid in finding me?
Not everyone will have the ability to look for you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to Mr. Wayne
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to Festus
Are you mad that your shitty idea got called out for being shitty?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to More beer please
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canoe/pirgoue it, sink that shite and bury it under a log. Going on foot means you can be tracked easier.
Ever tried sinking a canoe? It's a lot harder than you think. The thing would just tumble down the river and alert authorities.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to 21JumpStreet
Seriously, no one else besides one other person thinks sewers would be a good idea?!?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:23 pm to JBeam
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Your goal is to remain unfound for 5 days. How would you do this?
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:24 pm to Homey the Clown
I think the sewers would immediately be searched
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:24 pm to razorbackfan4life
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Somehow sneak into the cargo of a semi or more preferably a cargo boat.
30 minutes to gather supplies 30 minutes to find the shipping cargo.
They would be stopped and immediately searched. I'm reading this as everyone looking for you, everything shuts down.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:24 pm to GCTiger11
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winner
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:24 pm to boom roasted
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In an hour?
Yes. Check that, 30 minutes.
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No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
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Same way as before. Less than 12 hours.
OK, yeah, so basically, just make up things to shoot down theories. I think I'm starting to figure out how this thread works.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:24 pm to Homey the Clown
I considered it. Not a terrible idea.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:25 pm to TheCaterpillar
see if you can pick apart my idea
I really can't think of how it could go wrong unless they didn't really love their kids
I really can't think of how it could go wrong unless they didn't really love their kids
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:25 pm to Homey the Clown
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thinks sewers would be a good idea?!?
You do realize that that majority of sewer systems aren't as elaborate as the movies make them out to be, right?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:25 pm to Lester Earl
I'm not talking about a train with people, you dummy
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:25 pm to OMLandshark
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The thing would just tumble down the river and alert authorities.
Shove it underneath one of the millions of logs under the water.
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