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Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50934 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:43 pm


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A Memphis woman has a doozy of a terrible date story.

A man stole her car while they were out on a date and then used it to take out her godsister, WREG reported.

Faith Pugh says a man she knew from high school asked her to dinner, then showed up for their date without a car.

So they took her Volvo.

The man, Kelton Griffin, asked her to stop at a gas station and get him a cigar.

She went inside to buy it.

When she came out, her date and her car were gone.

Pugh's mother picked her up and they used GPS to track her car.

They followed the signal to a drive-in theater.

Pugh says that's where she found her car and the guy -- with her godsister on a date.


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Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51607 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:45 pm to
WTF is a godsister?
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

The man, Kelton Griffin, asked her to stop at a gas station and get him a cigar.

She went inside to buy it.




Big girl should have made him buy his own smokes.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by reggieray420
Member since Dec 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:46 pm to
culture shite
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3571 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

with her godsister on a date.



dang TDsngumbo beat me to it
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 2:48 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
Had to be a black and mild or swisher right?
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56848 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

showed up for their date without a car.


quote:

asked her to stop at a gas station and get him a cigar.


She’s somewhat at fault for being stupid enough to let it happen
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

A godbrother or godsister is simply the child of your godparent
I googled.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19963 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
"Robin Hood and his merry men are up to it again!"
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14912 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:48 pm to
Her fault. She probably wasn't as well-versed as he was in quantum theory physics or international economics, and he got bored of her.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

A godbrother or godsister is simply the child of your godparent


So... no actual relation whatsoever.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
Same thing happened to my second godcousin.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

So... no actual relation whatsoever.
Very well could be a relative, but not necessarily.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Very well could be a relative


Maybe in Alabama.
Posted by jaTigerfan
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
2189 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Man steals woman's car on date, uses it for another date


Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24669 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:55 pm to
This story exemplifies what a large segment of the population in our country is like. It also explains why the US is not a country where a large number of foreigners want to retire in. Yeah, we have a half brained crazy arsed country.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Maybe in Alabama.
Nah... a godfather could be a blood uncle or cousin etc....
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:00 pm to
Get this man a trophy.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:03 pm to
"If your girl starts acting up, then you take her car (and her godsista).."
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