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Immediately Executed or Life in a Penile Colony?

Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:46 pm
If you had to pick between these two sentences for Murder One, which one would you prefer?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:47 pm to
What exactly happens in a penile colony? Sounds either awesome or terrible.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:47 pm to
What the frick is a Penile Colony?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Penile Colony?



soccer board
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42908 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:48 pm to
What in the Michael Sam is going on in here?
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:49 pm to
You need to look at the Hubigs pie thread on the Fark board....
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 8:50 pm
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18222 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:49 pm to
Regardless, I think I'd take my chances with the penile colony. You could always kys later.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22019 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:51 pm to
Death............................by Uggah Buggah!
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56184 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:52 pm to
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What the frick is a Penile Colony?


Good question. But if that's what the court document says and you have to make a choice right now, which would it be?

Do you ask the Judge if it is a typo? Maybe it's supposed to say "Penal Colony"? Those clerks of court can sometimes be careless when they type up documents.

PS Your lawyer can't answer your questions because she is passed out after chugging two pints of Vodka and swallowing a handful of Oxy. Assume that you're living in some serious dystopian shite like Detroit.
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 9:08 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:53 pm to
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Bushmaster

i really hate you people
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Penile Colony
For the record-

"Penile" Colony =/= Penal Colony

Posted by Crusty Juggler
Member since Jun 2013
351 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:55 pm to
If you mean "penal" colony, then that. Australia was a penal colony, and that doesn't seem that bad. I'm sure hookers from all over the seven seas would flock there, to where it may actually be an improvement on my current life.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68375 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:55 pm to
A 5.56 in the brain stem.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:56 pm to


I mean I guess I'll try out the Penile Colony and hope for the best.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68375 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Penile Colony?
quote:

soccer board


Penis, Owl, Penis.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:58 pm to
I would go into the Penile Colony with an open arse...er...mind. Yeah an open mind.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:59 pm to
pe·nile
'pen?l,-nil/Submit
adjective technical
relating to or affecting the penis.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 8:59 pm to
Prison
Posted by OceanTiger
Checking out Paradise
Member since Mar 2017
314 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:00 pm to
Owl with have just the peen
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68375 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:01 pm to
Doesn't matter.

You love the Mexican penis.
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