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Imagine this being your job
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:39 pm

This post was edited on 5/3/23 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:41 pm to DarthRebel
I want to kill my HS guidance counselor. How did they not tell me this was a career path option?
I would have been the damn valedictorian!
I would have been the damn valedictorian!
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:41 pm to DarthRebel
quote:I imagine he can keep doing his job.....butt with Lysol.
Imagine this being your job and the world shuts down for COVID - NSFW or NSFH with wife
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm to DarthRebel
they only hire the gays for those jobs, no "real" men need apply
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm to SDTiger15
quote:
How did they not tell me this was a career path option?
Counselor - "You need to get your grades up for college"
ME - "Nah, I just got to learn to spray a bottle"
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:49 pm to Rize
quote:
Somner Ray?
You know thy booty
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:50 pm to DarthRebel
I’ve now watched that way too many times
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:50 pm to DarthRebel
I physically could not do this job without being fired the first few minutes of my first day. I’d have my face buried in her arse before I knew what happened.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:52 pm to Darth_Vader
Jesus dude, go jerk off or something. You need to get that poison out
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:54 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
Jesus dude, go jerk off or something. You need to get that poison out
You need to stop taking things you read on here so literal.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:56 pm to DarthRebel
Imagine being rock hard all day and not being able to do anything about it.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:16 pm to DarthRebel
Hope that's not spray glue.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:20 pm to DarthRebel
You know you got a problem when you can recognize and arse and it's associated booty shake without a face.
Sommer is fine as cake batter. But I still can't determine if the arse is real.
She also has a SUPER weird relation with her mother. Definitely some Bama vibes from those two.
Sommer is fine as cake batter. But I still can't determine if the arse is real.
She also has a SUPER weird relation with her mother. Definitely some Bama vibes from those two.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:20 pm to DarthRebel
I don’t see the issue here honey? Just spraying down with that olive oil spray to keep gnats off
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:23 pm to DarthRebel
I can’t imagine a more frustrating job than that.
Be that close and only thing you can do is apply spray tan.
Be that close and only thing you can do is apply spray tan.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:24 pm to keakar
quote:
they only hire the gays for those jobs, no "real" men need apply
Well, how much did they pay?
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:34 pm to LurkerTooLong
quote:
Well, how much did they pay?
It is all cool to say you are gay, but what if they ask you to prove it.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:47 pm to DarthRebel
Which begs the question.
Do you slob some knob or have a heated make-out session with your fellow man only to have to fake being gay while rubbing down Sommer's arse?
Do you slob some knob or have a heated make-out session with your fellow man only to have to fake being gay while rubbing down Sommer's arse?
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