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Imagine this being your job

Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:39 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:39 pm
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Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11692 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:41 pm to
I want to kill my HS guidance counselor. How did they not tell me this was a career path option?
I would have been the damn valedictorian!
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88346 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:41 pm to
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Imagine this being your job and the world shuts down for COVID - NSFW or NSFH with wife
I imagine he can keep doing his job.....butt with Lysol.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19852 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:41 pm to
Somner Ray?
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
43545 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm to
they only hire the gays for those jobs, no "real" men need apply
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26138 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

How did they not tell me this was a career path option?


Counselor - "You need to get your grades up for college"
ME - "Nah, I just got to learn to spray a bottle"

Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26138 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:49 pm to
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Somner Ray?


You know thy booty
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17247 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:50 pm to
I’ve now watched that way too many times
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74663 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:50 pm to
I physically could not do this job without being fired the first few minutes of my first day. I’d have my face buried in her arse before I knew what happened.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:52 pm to
Jesus dude, go jerk off or something. You need to get that poison out
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74663 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:54 pm to
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Jesus dude, go jerk off or something. You need to get that poison out


You need to stop taking things you read on here so literal.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:56 pm to
Imagine being rock hard all day and not being able to do anything about it.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4354 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:16 pm to
Hope that's not spray glue.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:20 pm to
You know you got a problem when you can recognize and arse and it's associated booty shake without a face.

Sommer is fine as cake batter. But I still can't determine if the arse is real.

She also has a SUPER weird relation with her mother. Definitely some Bama vibes from those two.
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1791 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:20 pm to
I don’t see the issue here honey? Just spraying down with that olive oil spray to keep gnats off
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:23 pm to
I can’t imagine a more frustrating job than that.

Be that close and only thing you can do is apply spray tan.
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1976 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:24 pm to
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they only hire the gays for those jobs, no "real" men need apply


Well, how much did they pay?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26138 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:34 pm to
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Well, how much did they pay?


It is all cool to say you are gay, but what if they ask you to prove it.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 4/13/20 at 2:47 pm to
Which begs the question.

Do you slob some knob or have a heated make-out session with your fellow man only to have to fake being gay while rubbing down Sommer's arse?
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