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re: I'm thinking of getting a Mini Horse
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:00 pm to pointdog33
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:00 pm to pointdog33
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Mini-horses are useless and usually ill-tempered.
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Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:01 pm to Motorboat
They make them way mini-er than that.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:12 pm to Motorboat
A lot of fun if trained to pull a cart. Spend hands-on time as much as possible. Make sure to teach him to pick up his feet so the farrier doesn't reject you as a client. They are manure-producing machines so have enough land to offer room to stand in something other than his own crap. Feed little to no grain to offset their tendency towards obesity. Neglect, abuse or ignore them and you will have interesting knots and bruises from well-placed kicks to your lower leg.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:12 pm to Motorboat
They are adorable. Most are assholes.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:13 pm to Aspercel
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They are adorable. Most are assholes.
there is no way this is an a-hole
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:15 pm to Motorboat
The smaller and cuter they are, the bigger jerks they are 
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:18 pm to Aspercel
FYI: there poop is easier to cleanup a few days after they poop. Per the song "mini horses's poo is dusty..."
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:20 pm to Motorboat
My dad had one. Said they are mean as shite.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:25 pm to Motorboat
Can I recommend the pot belly pig, perhaps the screaming goat, or the miniature giraffe...
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:27 pm to Motorboat
:aspy:
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:31 pm to wickowick
I am waiting for the giraffe.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:33 pm to Motorboat
When people tell you not to get one because they are mean, listen. They are all mean
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:33 pm to Motorboat
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Are there rules in the city against it?
Someone on Seven Oaks has one. I've seen them walking it. fricking weird, man. Don't they live to be like 30 years old?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:36 pm to Hammertime
The only one I'm familiar with was the one on Rob & Big and that thing was an a-hole.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:40 pm to Motorboat
Admit it...you want it for the beast secks.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:42 pm to Barf
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Someone on Seven Oaks has one
I've seen that little girl walking her.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:46 pm to Motorboat
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there is no way this is an a-hole
Being a four legged midget can turn anyone into an a-hole.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:37 pm to Motorboat
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Even if it's your property, it's still illegal.
Are there rules in the city against it?
If you name it it's a pet. Not livestock. Good fertilizer for the flowers.
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