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re: I’m in a perilous situation

Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:01 am to
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10669 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:01 am to
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Put them in freezer. Fkn amazing cold.



Fiffy bro
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46359 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:03 am to
Own it & eat the rest while standing in front of the TV (in underwear) watching GameDay.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72793 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Little Debbie Swiss Rolls
This is Arky shorthand for his birth mother’s secret place.

With this information, his desperation becomes more understandable.

It’s the oldest Natural State story:

Boy is born, longs to return to that specific place.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38973 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:06 am to
Take one or two out and put them in high traffic areas. I guarantee someone will eat one.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14917 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:10 am to
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Swiss Rolls are the trailer Park version of Ho-Ho’s


Dunno. The LD version is far better than that Hostess crap. Their stuff is basically tasteless.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14917 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:13 am to
If eating a box of those harms you that bad, the you’re already in trouble.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31792 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:45 am to
I’m trying to gain weight and ice cream and protein shakes aren’t getting it done. I may try to eat a box of Fudge Rounds every day between now and Christmas so I don’t have to hear about it when I go home for the Holidays.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:56 am to
You know that shite is just loaded with soybean oil. Yuck!
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29602 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:03 am to
Well, I’ve been up for a couple hours now. I’ve managed to avoid shoving any more Swiss Rolls in my face. Photo for proof…


Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2161 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:07 am to
Go buy another box when no one is looking and eat the rest
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2354 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:08 am to
It’s been numerous days and no one else has touched one? No one else will want one till they are all gone, if it’s today or in a month. Eat all those things now and establish dominance- can’t be pussy footing around till someone wants to nibble on half a Swiss roll.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18150 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:15 am to
You are being set up, you must be an easy mark.

Go out and buy a replacement box and deny, deny, deny!
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19099 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:17 am to
replace them dummy do you not keep a private cashe of snack cakes?
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:20 am to
Like that is the only box you will eat this week fatass
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2858 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:29 am to
Go buy some more and eat those instead?
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:34 am to
I can't ever remember a time when my family has spoken about snacks others have eaten.

You have to be fat to catch shite over that. Why don't they just eat one
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10925 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:39 am to
quote:

I’m in a perilous situation

K... Keep me posted
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9567 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:43 am to
Eat them sneaky and throw away the box.

Then deny.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15662 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:49 am to
quote:

I don’t want to be that guy, but I don’t believe in my ability to stop myself.

Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6189 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:54 am to
Leave a note in the empty box. “Reparations.”
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