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re: I'm getting married today
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:07 am to PolyPusher86
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:07 am to PolyPusher86
quote:
Any advice?
Happy wife happy life
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Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:15 am to PolyPusher86
At least you're not getting married during football season.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:15 am to PolyPusher86
Congrats man, the April Fools anniversary date is a bit of a curve ball but your marriage is what you two will make of it.
Whisper to the bride during the ceremony that your pee-pee is all tingly.
Don't drink too much, but drink enough.
Have someone from your wedding party get you some food if the caterers/staff don't make that happen.
Good luck!
Whisper to the bride during the ceremony that your pee-pee is all tingly.
Don't drink too much, but drink enough.
Have someone from your wedding party get you some food if the caterers/staff don't make that happen.
Good luck!
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:17 am to PolyPusher86
quote:
I'm getting married today
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:24 am to PolyPusher86
Too late now for advice to help.
Hopefully, you listened to your close friends and family while you dated.
1. If they like her, it's the best decision you ever made.
2. If they don't like her.......
You will eventually divorce and she will take 75% of your stuff. (And she will be the victim no matter how it came about).
Hopefully, you listened to your close friends and family while you dated.
1. If they like her, it's the best decision you ever made.
2. If they don't like her.......
You will eventually divorce and she will take 75% of your stuff. (And she will be the victim no matter how it came about).
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:55 am to PolyPusher86
Im going to a wedding today in baton rouge.. is it yours?
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:57 am to PolyPusher86
Did you get some strange pussy last night?
If not, you're starting off with regrets.
If not, you're starting off with regrets.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:10 am to Paul Allen
quote:
doubt it. Not everyone is you.
You're not even married, disgusting fatass.
If we need input from the lonely morbidly-obese we'll be sure to hit you up.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:10 am to PolyPusher86
You gonna have sex tonight. Then never again.
Side note, I love my wife, we are happy, and it takes work but it is not bad at all if she is above all else, your best friend.
Side note, I love my wife, we are happy, and it takes work but it is not bad at all if she is above all else, your best friend.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:14 am to PolyPusher86
Sorry we won't be there today bro. Here's to a wonderful wedding and great life together.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:20 am to PolyPusher86
The real fun begins!!
There's is NOTHING like being married.
It's what we're meant for.
Enjoy it and soak it in!!
Tell her she's your best friend and remember you can ALWAYS be permanent newlyweds. The choice is yours.
There's is NOTHING like being married.
It's what we're meant for.
Enjoy it and soak it in!!
Tell her she's your best friend and remember you can ALWAYS be permanent newlyweds. The choice is yours.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:21 am to oleyeller
quote:
Congrats man! Best thing you will ever do "besides having children". Nothing i enjoy more than comming home everyday to go outside and spend time with my wife. It is a special thing to share the rest of your life with someone you love.
:gay:
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:23 am to PolyPusher86
LOL these comments. Unfortunately most of them are true.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:25 am to USMCTiger03
You're downright disgusting.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:26 am to PolyPusher86
Be ready for your fiancée to scream "April Fool" and then leave you at the alter, devastated and ruined forever.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:29 am to PolyPusher86
quote:
Any advice?
Bust a nut and run
Posted on 4/1/17 at 10:49 am to PolyPusher86
Get you a Crown Royal sack from the bar at the reception. You can keep your nuts in it because you will not be needing them anymore.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 11:00 am to PolyPusher86
quote:
I'm getting married today
If you are really getting married today and thought to post on this website at 7:30 am, I would:
1) make a list and take pictures of all the assets you have going into the marriage.
2) make copies of your bank statement(s) showing how much money you have going into the marriage.
3) List and take pictures of YOUR pets going into the marriage.
When she files for divorce Tigerdroppings will be one of the reasons for the irreconcilable differences.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 11:05 am to PolyPusher86
CONGRATS!! Coming up in less than a month. Pretty excited.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 11:25 am to Tiger Ree
I've heard Tigerdroppings can be detrimental when spouses find out their post history. Haven't we seen that play out here on the OT before?
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