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re: I’m about to propose

Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by sacrathetic
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
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Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23698 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Talk me out of it


Ok. She's going to say "No."
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67917 posts
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Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
Stretch out the engagement. You'll get daily bj's from the day you proposed to the night of the wedding. Once married you may get one once a week.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15788 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
Meh, your parents probably got married at one point. Its a part of traditional life. Probably wont be too bad, just make the occasional trip to strip clubs and dont cheat and you should be fine.

Congrats consummation and on the honeymoon sex
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131370 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
Didn’t your girl used to post here?
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45804 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

One vagina till she cheats on you and takes 1/2 your shite and hits you up for child support for the next decade.


FIFY
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

If she has had more than 2 sexual partners before you, then DO NOT PROPOSE EVER. 

If she has had 2 or fewer sexual partners before you, then PROPOSE ASAP. 

Like she's telling the truth
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41578 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Once married you may get one once a week.

Found the single guy!!!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

If she has had more than 2 sexual partners before you, then DO NOT PROPOSE EVER.


quote:

If she has had 2 or fewer sexual partners before you, then PROPOSE ASAP.


where the hell did you dig this shite up from? Lifetime?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
Yeah. She posted nudes.
Posted by AllDawg
Evans GA
Member since Jan 2014
1516 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:52 pm to
If you’re asking this board for advice you don’t make good decisions. Perhaps you should reconsider.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15788 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

If she has had more than 2 sexual partners before you, then DO NOT PROPOSE EVER.


If shes had multiple sexual partners and wants to commit a life to you, then arent you doing something right sexually?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17155 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:52 pm to
My 67 year old cousin who married 42 years ago and got the hammer dropped on him out of the blue last year, says don't do it!

His now ex-wife literally dropped everyone in her life except for a handful that she dropped as she burned the bridges. When her brother in law of 42 years died suddenly she signed the card her daughter and son in law sent, that's all. No flowers, no phone call to the widow she has known since the gal was 12 years old, just the single signature on a card someone else bought. She has not spoken a word to her now former mother-in-law whom she called Mom for 42 years while her own faded away and died of Alzheimer's.

Bitches be crazy. Run! Don't walk away, RUN!
Posted by sacrathetic
Member since May 2019
618 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 2:04 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:53 pm to
Tell us what he says
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

You'll get daily bj's from the day you proposed to the night of the wedding. Once married you may get one once a week.


lies. That shite gets shut down after I do.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:54 pm to
One penis the rest of your life
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

If shes had multiple sexual partners and wants to commit a life to you, then arent you doing something right sexually?

I've never asked her and she's never asked me. I don't get the point of asking.

Like Chris Rock said "no matter what her answer was it would be too many"
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124393 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:54 pm to
Good luck man

Please invite me to your wedding if it happens
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