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re: I’m a proud father

Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3380 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:22 pm to
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watch out for that snake in bottom right of pic


Ok if this is a troll then good job because you got me looking but I don't see a damn snake.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14809 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:22 pm to
Just carefully place them on the ground in the woods. They'll be raised by whatever animal finds them first.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89213 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

watch out for that snake in bottom right of pic

actually looks like a shed snake skin above the little birds, that's probably what happened to baby mama
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

actually looks like a shed snake skin above the little birds, that's probably what happened to baby mama
that’s just a twig. I wouldn’t leave a snake in there with my bird children.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12335 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

I also want them to be patriotic.



Print this out and hang it on your window so they can see.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89213 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:29 pm to
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that’s just a twig.

underneath the twig looks like where a King snake has molted, or maybe an old wasp nest, can't zoom in well enough
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6335 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

I’m a proud father Of two little baby birds


Your parents never told you about the birds and the bees, did they?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:30 pm to
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What should I name them?


Cashew and Peanut. What else?
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6626 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:19 pm to
Nice, shitty plastic planters.

I knew you were poor.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73090 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:22 pm to
Dead & Soon
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Nice, shitty plastic planters.


Hence, Cashew and Peanut.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33085 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:24 pm to
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What should I name them


You have dirty birds. Name them after a certain Atlanta Falcon.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20856 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:58 pm to
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Wind


I'm gonna upvote you for your sig pic alone!
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17445 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:59 pm to
You’re a step dad. How trashy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73090 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

You have dirty birds. Name them after a certain Atlanta Falcon.
How about him naming them “Twenty-eight” & “Three”?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60540 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:28 pm to
Fricasse and Roux
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5916 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

I haven’t seen their biological parents



Are they black birds?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:10 pm to
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Nice, shitty plastic planters.

I knew you were poor.
Part of being a good parent is having the willingness to sacrifice for the betterment of one’s progeny.

I eschew luxuries such as marble planters so I can give my bird children a better life.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

I eschew luxuries such as marble planters so I can give my bird children a better life


No, you buy man purses and other questionably homosexual accessories.

I hope your kids migrate to Canada.
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