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re: I’m 22 & stuck in the body of an 8-year-old – only creeps want to date me

Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:00 pm to
IWTHTTZ
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22651 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:22 pm to
I'd take her out, but she's ordering off the kids menu. Same thing with movie tickets.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25546 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:30 pm to
So she’s basically Monster Girl from Invincible. Even looks a bit like her




Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:31 pm to
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sounds like her 22 year old inner slut is desperately trying to get out though



The pole dancing and tats confirm this.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175457 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:31 pm to
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Being her dad probably isn't easy either considering the men she attracts.


CNN producers?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19760 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:35 pm to
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Knowing the situation, she’s not a bad looking girl.


Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8700 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:36 pm to
Bruh, back in my days I’d toss the mercy bang to a wide range of sub par slump busters. But man, can’t wrap my head around sticking my dick in tiny there.
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
21240 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6690 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:03 pm to
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all jokes aside, that would really really really suck for someone looking for love and intimacy in life.


I am five feet tall and free lovin is hard to find.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68858 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:34 pm to
Damn. They poor girl. She’ll never find a normal guy because no normal guy could get past the fact she looks at most 8-10 years old.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171573 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:54 pm to
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Damn. They poor girl. She’ll never find a normal guy because no normal guy could get past the fact she looks at most 8-10 years old.


Yes that’s the point of the last 7 pages
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68858 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:57 pm to
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She looks adult neck up on that couch pic and the sipping drink pic.


Hair and makeup will do that. Years ago when my wife’s niece was little she did beauty pageants. Two things that always disturbed me at those parents was (1) how some of the little girls would have hair and makeup done that made them look like someone had put a woman’s head on a child body and (2) it was their mommas fixing them in in such a manner.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1232 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:57 pm to
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Are there not hormone injections she can take to age out a bit and grow a little more?


Growth hormone therapy is only effective before the growth plates fuse...
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14959 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 3:59 pm to
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Two things that always disturbed me at those parents was (1) how some of the little girls would have hair and makeup done that made them look like someone had put a woman’s head on a child body and (2) it was their mommas fixing them in in such a manner.

Pageant moms should be put in jail. That entire industry has to be pedo central.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3571 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:00 pm to
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Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3535 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:23 pm to
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My problem is the world telling her being "grown up" means smoking, tats, stripper poles, heavy drinking, essentially every vice there is.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32255 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 10:29 pm to
Poor girl, any adult guy that dates her is gonna be accused of being a pedo everywhere they go.

Can you imagine seeing a twenty-something guy kissing this young lady? You’d immediately think they were making out with a kid.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
137876 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:00 pm to
I’m not reading through 7 pages.

But I’m curious if Super Saint has popped up begging for nudes?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80040 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:05 pm to
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This is an adult that doesn’t want predatory creeps as a partner, presumably


Well that’s all she will ever get so her loss
Posted by MrWalkingMan
31st Parallel North
Member since Aug 2010
7141 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:10 pm to
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Are there not hormone injections she can take to age out a bit and grow a little more? My wife's cousin was born tiny and had to take injections to grow more during his childhood. And that was 30 years ago, I imagine there are even more options now.

At 22 her growth plates are already fused. Short of that leg lengthening thing they did in Gattaca she won't get any taller

The hopeful thing is in the question of her reproductive capability. Her female organs are all formed but if the chemo obliterated her pituitary gland then she doesn't naturally produce the hormones needed to ovulate. To that end, there are treatment options in the form of hormone therapy to possibly help her out assuming everything else is normal and I would imagine she's already been on it for years
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