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If you were Governor of Louisiana, what would you do?

Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:58 am
Posted by MagicFuzz
Member since Feb 2019
3 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:58 am
What would be your policies?

Besides legalizing weed.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29518 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:59 am to
Secede
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6327 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:00 am to
Automatic death penalty for anyone caught littering
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:03 am to
I don’t want to get banned
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49623 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:03 am to
Move to Texas
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14826 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:03 am to
Make LSU hire a real offensive coordinator
Posted by Rantavious
Bossier ''get down'' City
Member since Jan 2007
2120 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:03 am to
I would move Grambling State to the LSU- Shreveport campus.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32123 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:04 am to
Marry a broad that looked like this...



Divorce her after finding out a football coach has been fricking her, then marry this broad..

This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:06 am
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7935 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:05 am to
Redo the entire tax system of the state.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17417 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:08 am to
Get Texas to annex us and then we’d be their problem and they would fix all of our issues here
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19366 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:09 am to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24704 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:09 am to
Move.
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6483 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:12 am to
Pocket as much cash as possible. All the other governors seemed to get away with it.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69334 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:16 am to
First, I would appoint my own puppets to every board and commission in the state to carry out my will and give me some power within the districts of legislators I don’t agree with.

I push for tax reforms to abolish the state income and inventory taxes as well as ITEP, film credits, and inventory tax credits.

I use the line item veto and my commission and boards to extort key opponents in the legislature, threatening to essentially defund their districts entirely if they don’t tow the line on key issues.

Push for constitutional convention as soon as I know I can manipulate the delegates to be a majority of people who will support my ideas.

Some of those reforms in the new constitution will include:
1. Consolidating many parish governments to create fewer and larger parishes to cut down on unnecessary duplication of efforts.
2. Flipping the balance of power in funding and management from being more state government based to being more local government based, especially in education and healthcare (but keeping roads at the state level for leverage purposes)
3. Largely eliminating dedicated spending except for highways (while limiting what can pull from the highway fund)
4. Limit collective bargaining by government employees and remove firing protections in exchange for greater pay
5. Legalize marijuana, gambling, prostitution, and greatly reduce regulations on alcohol sales at the state level so locals can decide for themselves whether to keep those things illegal
6. Mandate that funding for District Attorneys and Public defenders come from the same source and are funded at the same level
7. Outlaw civil asset forfieture and mandate that proceeds of sheriffs sales from criminal asset forfeiture and citations (DUI, speeding tickets, inspection stickers, etc) can only be spent on roads or education.
8. Consolidated higher ed
9. Eliminate many boards and commissions currently appointed by the governor and allow local governments to manage those responsibilities.
10. Trade work requirements and greater accountability for various entitlement programs for increased benefits to those eligible
11. Create a program where coroners notify voting registrars and entitlement offices to update all of those lists as soon as a person dies.
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:25 am
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:20 am to
Eliminate state income tax
Increase property tax
Eliminate law that says no building can be taller than state capital in BR
Close the failing universities
Remove subsidies for pro sports franchises
Speed up foreclosure process, mandate a flat fee instead of % of loan when sheriffs foreclose.

To start
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:23 am
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
6318 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:20 am to
Sign deals with private builders to build a major toll road system. Making it easy to navigate the state instead of the shite show it’s currently in.

Close ULM and consolidate it with LA Tech. Close SU Nola and SU Shreveport. Close Nichols, McNeese, and Southeastern. Spread the money in the UL system more efficiently.

Crack down on criminals. No tolerance.

Initiate a major cleanup of the litter on the side of roadways. Focus on major interstates then the larger highways. Cleanup major intersections off highways and underpasses where people dump trash.

Finally, bring back rest areas on the side of highways. Millions of people pass through Lousiana every year either goin to nola, br or the beaches. There’s little to no rest areas. A nice area where people pull off to use the restroom, get snacks in vending machines and other tourism info. Simple. Blanco decided those were unnecessary years ago and cut them. The only ones I know of are the welcome centers at I-10, I-20, and one new area off I-49 near Washington/Ville Platte.
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:23 am
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6030 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:21 am to
This is a great plan. Sadly, in a state like Louisiana this would be hard to accomplish.


As for me: I'd have one badass inauguration party. I'm talking pissing away state funds like no tomorrow. At the end of Mardi Gras right before Legislative Session beings, I would resign.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69334 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:22 am to
Why would you resign? You’d be very popular.
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
6318 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Remove subsidies for pro sports franchises


It’s just a matter of time before the Pelicans are sold and moved to Seattle. The fan support isn’t there. The arena is nice and all but there’s just no market for NBA in Louisiana and the gulf coast in general.
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6030 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Why would you resign? You’d be very popular.


Go out on top. Then move in to the private sector, open a law practice, or lobby for the oil & gas industry.
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:27 am
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