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re: If you ruled the world what would you do on Day 1?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:57 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:57 am to Tyga Woods
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2) A worldwide ban on soda and tobacco
I would also ban Tyga Woods.
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Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:57 am to Pecker
I'd make Pecker come up with a new top twenty poster list.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:58 am to Pecker
"President Madigascar, a poster on Tigerdroppings wants to export all criminals here!"
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:00 am to Pecker
I'd bring back Oreo O's
ETA: OH shite I JUST LOOKED IT UP THEY'RE BACK ON JUNE 23RD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ETA: OH shite I JUST LOOKED IT UP THEY'RE BACK ON JUNE 23RD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 9:07 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:02 am to Pecker
I would sterilize over anyone with an IQ below 100
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:03 am to Pecker
Make religion illegal
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:03 am to Pecker
Madagascar is probably one of the most unique ecosystems on the planet. And that's where you would send them? 
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:04 am to Pecker
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2) I'd turn Madagascar into Criminal Island. Anyone who commits a serious/violent crime(rapists, murderers, child molesters, left-lane cruisers, etc.) gets sent there.
And ruin the coolest wildlife reserve on the planet? Yeah....no.
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1) I'd require everyone to take a special test before being allowed to reproduce
frick yeah. But I'd make the IQ test rather easy, which would still weed out the bottom 10% of people. And I would offer $10,000 for very poor men to get vasectomies.
My additions:
1. Fat tax. Literally charge obese people much higher insurance premiums.
2. Mandatory military service like Israel
3. Mandatory 1 year "trade school" internship for all high schoolers
4. Expedited, public executions of convicted, confessed murderers and rapists that have immense evidence against them. I'm talking, walk outside the courtroom and put a .50 cent bullet in their dome on the front steps.
5. Legalize and regulate marijuana and prostitution world wide
6. Reinforce separation of church and state by auditing all laws and removing those that involve religion...especially Sharia Law because its horrible, but also stupid Christian ones that annoy me (Sunday Blue Laws, are you kidding?)
7. Put a hard salary cap on basketball and baseball
8. Make the driving test incredibly hard to pass. Only expert drivers on the road, like Germany.
9. Walk the dinosaur
ETA:
Going to keep adding new ones as I think of them...
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 9:14 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:06 am to Pecker
I'd make them put the statues back exactly as they were in New Orleans.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:06 am to Janky
The fact that you care brings a smile to my face
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:07 am to Janky
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I would also ban Tyga Woods.
You sound like a pussy, tbh. Only pussies complain about other people needing to be banned.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:07 am to MontyFranklyn
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I would sterilize over anyone with an IQ below 100
There's some youtuber movie coming out that does this essentially lol.
the thinning or something like that.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:08 am to Pecker
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You sound like a pussy, tbh. Only pussies complain about other people needing to be banned.
He's just a tad worried there are new big dogs in the yard.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:08 am to SabiDojo
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most unique
Please do not use a qualifier with "unique".
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:10 am to LCA131
uniquest
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:12 am to Deep Purple Haze
Son of a bitchest.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 9:31 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:28 am to LCA131
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Please do not use a qualifier with "unique".
You could make this illegal
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:43 am to Pecker
I'd call Emily Ratajowski and see if she'd like to have dinner.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:45 am to Pecker
Day 1, hour 1, minute 1, second 1: abdicate!
Cannot end well.
Cannot end well.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:48 am to Pecker
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If you ruled the world what would you do on Day 1?
Kilo and a Thai Ladyboy.
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