re: If you magically got a suit of armor that makes you invincible, what would you do?

Rob a drug store to eat all the Adderall and Pain Killers.

Assuming this Power Armor can make me fly, I would then fly to DC, gather all our politicians and put them on the front lines in Ukraine.

Not bad priorities, OP. I'd probably destr9y most Chinese manufacturing facilities.

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If you magically got a suit of armor that makes you invincible, what would you do?

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End racism.

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One by one I would knock off tyrants and put democracy leaders in their place.

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Y’all are going about this all wrong.

I don’t tell anyone I have an invincibility suit. I wrap myself in cloth robes and find somewhere with a lot of cameras and people. Then, I stage a fake attack, which I selflessly shield innocent bystanders from, “sacrificing my life.”

As I am being lauded for the ultimate sacrifice, I “come back to life.”

I have been sent by higher beings to lead the way, no blade or bullet may fell me.

I promise many boons to those that follow me, and my miracles of being able to rise from the dead create an army of worshippers.

I use this army to overthrow the corrupt, promising them conquest and glory now, and exultation for all that perish in my service.

I actively recruit warriors, tempting them with the spoils of war. Like the Roman Empire of old, or Paul Muad’dib, we sweep across the land. Many join our banner, and are rewarded. Those that resist are crushed under the heel, like the Great Khan.

Every failed assassination attempt just reinforces the myth of my godhood. Soon, I have an army ready to Destroy and conquer the communists in China for releasing the coronavirus on the world.

The spoils of war and the spirit of conquest fuel new discoveries and advancements, and the New Empire of Man springs forth from the ashes.



The chaff has been sifted from the wheat, the fold culled, and the mighty lofted. Gone are the days of weakness And degeneracy pervading the populace.

We become a warrior race again, and just in time for the coming hordes from beyond the stars.

It is because mankind has now been forged in the fires of battle and tempered in blood that we are able to resist and triumph over these invaders.

“ per ignem salutis”

I'd wear it whenever I went to the French Quarter.

First thing I'd do would be put a pair of truck nuts on that biatch! Let's go!!!

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Power corrupts.

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All the better to embrace it from the beginning.