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re: If you have only been on 1 date with a girl and she invites you to go

Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:15 am to
Posted by sassyLSU
Lake Charles, La.
Member since May 2011
2080 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:15 am to
quote:

She was married, but her husband had an affair. No kids


And you know this how? Because she told you?

1. I would start searching the obits and see if he is alive or dead. Maybe he is missing or mysteriously fell off a cruise ship a few years ago or went diving and never surfaced.

Is some strange arse worth the risk of death?

2. But back to your question.....I would go for it.



deserves two laughing men.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:20 am to
That's exactly how I ended up married, except replace "Bahamas" with "New Orleans" and "married" with "divorced".

Other than that, it's so identical it's scary.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84347 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:21 am to
You might have the ghey
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:21 am to
You will regret it the rest of your life if you don't go.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:23 am to
Well, I hope things turn out well for the OP. But think about it:
• One date
• Attractive chick (not sitting home alone every night)
• Asks you to spend an all-expenses-paid weekend in the Bahamas

This shite adds up? I'm thinking he goes down there and finds out he's with 10 of her other best "guy friends" … and the weekend's activity is them helping her build some little dream house she's putting up on the island. And she sleeps with the one guy in the bunch who's her boyfriend that she didn't tell you about.

Whack chicks do whack shite. Be advised.

Buena suerte, amigo.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:

That's exactly how I ended up married, except replace "Bahamas" with "New Orleans" and "married" with "divorced".


Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19800 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:39 am to
You know how I know 90% of the posts on OT are complete bullshite? Because of THIS POST.

You might as well have started this: Dear Penthouse Forum...

Except you are most likely too young to get the reference which is why America is fricked up. Like many things, this all goes back to free porn.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28139 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:42 am to
it is ok to admit that you are gay
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27890 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:45 am to
No, a stupid question gets a stupid answer.
Posted by Dirty Don
Zachary
Member since Apr 2014
527 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:48 am to
Are you an engineer or accountant? Cause unless you are gay or married with kids, this should be a no-brainer. Too much analysis dude...GO FOR IT!
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
15814 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:51 am to
Youre about to get "Hosteled" bro.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Yeah, I'm going to say no to this. The Bahamas is just one step up from the Redneck Riviera.


Then you going to wrong Bahamian Islands, Cochese.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89430 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:53 am to
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Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".



one of my favorite simpsons lines evaaaaa
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:54 am to
Congrats on the upcoming wedding.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20245 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Are you an engineer or accountant? Cause unless you are gay or married with kids, this should be a no-brainer. Too much analysis dude...GO FOR IT!



Just being cautious. Good things usually happen to me followed by very bad things.
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:56 am to
Are you assuming this is a free trip?
or are you going to show up and she expects you to pay your own way?

Tip: Ain't nothing FREE.

But if this is a free trip and you don't go with her then you need to be
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:58 am to
OP, a few questions:

1) Which island?

2) Where are you staying?

3) How are you getting there?

4) How them tittays?
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26689 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:58 am to
the OP reeks of bullshite.... just sayin'
Posted by pleading the fifth
Member since Feb 2006
3989 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:59 am to
Enjoy living the rest of your life with one kidney.
Posted by Dirty Don
Zachary
Member since Apr 2014
527 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:02 am to
That's the very nature of life though man. No one has ALL good things ALL of the time. There's a constant mix of good and bad. What's the absolute worst that can happen....death? Its not like you're signing up for a drive by or a bank robbery...it's a fricking weekend in the Bahamas with a good looking chick who is financially successful! Roll the dice...go into this looking to have fun and try not to overthink things.
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