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re: If you had to choose...
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:24 am to whitetiger1234
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:24 am to whitetiger1234
Holy shite 
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Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:29 am to cdhorn28
How many pots have you smoked this morning?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:29 am to cdhorn28
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Holy shite
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:31 am to whitetiger1234
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Would you rather have teeth as pubes, or pubes as teeth?
Would you rather every time you speak you yell, or have to say “heil hitler” before the start of every sentence?
Would you rather every time you sneeze, you shite yourself, or not be able to tell the difference between babies and food?
Would you rather every time you take a shite, you wipe with your bare hands, or just be able to wipe one time each dump?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:37 am to cdhorn28
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:08 am to cdhorn28
Would you trade 1” of height for 1” of length or girth of your manhood.
6’ tall becomes 5’11” for 6” penis to be 7” penis.
Sure, 4’ tall and 30” penis is acceptable answer.
6’ tall becomes 5’11” for 6” penis to be 7” penis.
Sure, 4’ tall and 30” penis is acceptable answer.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:12 am to cdhorn28
Just call me the ant man. I want to be impossible to find. Not a huge sitting duck target.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:13 am to cdhorn28
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:14 am to cdhorn28
20’ tall would be fatal. The circulatory system is not designed to support the physique of people that big. All organs would fail.
Check the difference in tissue between us and elephants and organ systems. Then check giraffes and whales too.
People die from being 400+lbs their height doesn’t matter.
Check the difference in tissue between us and elephants and organ systems. Then check giraffes and whales too.
People die from being 400+lbs their height doesn’t matter.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:19 am to Sidicous
But think of how big your dong would be
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:21 am to BabyTac
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I like getting laid. 20’ tall.
You aren’t getting laid in either scenario realistically
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:21 am to BabyTac
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I like getting laid. 20’ tall
With a proportional penis you'd probably have to frick elephants.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:22 am to cdhorn28
I’ll take 20’…Do a season or 2 in the NBA $$$ and then live an awesome island life with all my $$$
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:23 am to Hester Carries
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You aren’t getting laid in either scenario realistically
As contraire. At 1' tall I'm sure there are some women who'd enjoy the....experience you might bring.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:23 am to Y.A. Tittle
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I feel like you could do most normal shite with only a few needed accommodations at 1’.
What lol? I’m trying to think of any normal things you could do at 1’
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:24 am to Skillet
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’ll take 20’…Do a season or 2 in the NBA $$$
As what, a mascot? Because you aren't seeing the court
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:29 am to fr33manator
[quote]As what, a mascot? Because you aren't seeing the court[/
I would have to get free throw lessons from Shaq because I’d constantly be on the foul line. But at 20’, they’d be very short foul shots.
I would have to get free throw lessons from Shaq because I’d constantly be on the foul line. But at 20’, they’d be very short foul shots.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:35 am to cdhorn28
1' tall with the anatomically correct member for the 20' tall man, now that would be a sight.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:33 am to biglego
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But think of how big your dong would be
No way a heart could pump it up though. It’s like the plastic cornucopia at Thanksgiving dinner, a horn of plenty that don’t work.
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