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If you don't stand outside and look at your lawn after you cut it, does it even count?

Posted on 7/14/24 at 5:58 pm
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26051 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 5:58 pm
The smell of the freshly cut grass, cold beer. It's the small things at this point baws
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
22135 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:00 pm to
Only of its 100 degrees outside and you used a push mower. You still have to come outside and look at it later, though.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:00 pm to
I haven't had to cut grass in going on a month. That shite is dead. Well, at least until it finally rains.
This post was edited on 7/14/24 at 6:01 pm
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4188 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:06 pm to
One of the best beers a man can have is while appreciating his fresh cut lawn.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7694 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:52 pm to
I feel the same way after I give back shots. I have to stand back and admire my Picasso of a cumshot.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
18335 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:55 pm to
Nothing better than knowing you just busted arse to make it look nice and the feeling of it being done and not having to cut the grass for about 5 minutes.

Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12062 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 6:56 pm to
Got to take a victory lap around entire yard for full effect.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10635 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

You still have to come outside and look at it later, though.


Arms crossed, beverage of choice in right hand and nod your head approvingly at your work.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38231 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:05 pm to
ONLY if you push mow it

A beer in your hand after a push mow, 1pm in the afternoon in July
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6454 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:15 pm to
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ONLY if you push mow it


I have 20 acres. You and your push mower are welcome to come over and do some real mans work.

frick your quarter acre shite.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38231 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:16 pm to
quote:


I have 20 acres. You and your push mower are welcome to come over and do some real mans work.

frick your quarter acre shite.


Calm down
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14158 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:16 pm to
I cut at around 10 this morning as soon as it dried off. I've been outside 5 or 6 times since just to look at it.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8858 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:17 pm to
I get in my air conditioned truck and look at it.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43183 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:20 pm to
I feel sad for the cucks that pay someone to come cut their yard.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13615 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

One of the best beers a man can have is while appreciating his fresh cut lawn.

That’s my Wednesday ritual after I get home from work, the lawn crew is nowhere in sight, but the lawn looks pristine.

I always appreciate a good beer (or stiff drink) while admiring their work.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17674 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:22 pm to
Illegals/Mexicans/Mayans cut my grass.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1051 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Only of its 100 degrees outside and you used a push mower.


I took over yard cutting duties from my Dad when I was 10. Push mowed every yard I cut til last year. Turned 50 and said frick this. 40 years of push mowing yards in 100 degree heat is enough. Bought me riding mower and haven’t been happier. Still have the best lawn in my neighborhood. I take great pride in that shite and don’t think a riding mower takes away from that in the least.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10635 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:26 pm to
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Commandeaux


Dude, what is wrong with you? Seriously.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6454 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:26 pm to
Self propelled push mowers shouldn't count either.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10635 posts
Posted on 7/14/24 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Self propelled push mowers shouldn't count either.


Sure they do.
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