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If you could turn on a talking gene in your dog, would you?
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:48 am
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:48 am
The procedure only gives your dog the ability to express themselves through speech, it would not enhance their intelligence or anything.
So the average conversation would revolve around why you're home so late, balls, treats, and sleeping in your bed.
So the average conversation would revolve around why you're home so late, balls, treats, and sleeping in your bed.
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Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:50 am to Masterag
No.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:51 am to Masterag
funny...what you are saying sounds a lot like conversations with my girlfriend... 
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:51 am to Masterag
So I would basically wind up with a second wife nagging at me? No thanks.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:51 am to Masterag
My dog would just yell "squirrel, lizard, treat, food, dog" constantly, and then take long naps. It'd be funny for a day but then it'd probably get old.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:52 am to Masterag
Hell no.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:54 am to Masterag
if i can turn it off and on at will, absolutely.
because sometimes when my wife or kids do something stupid, my dog will look over and make eye contact with me.
so i just know he's got a smart arse comment rolling around in his skull.
because sometimes when my wife or kids do something stupid, my dog will look over and make eye contact with me.
so i just know he's got a smart arse comment rolling around in his skull.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:54 am to Masterag
No. Fuuuck no.
My dog is hyper. I can hear it now 'dad, hey dad, there's a squirrel outside, let me out! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT SQUIRRELSQUIRRELOMGSQUIRREL I NEED TO GO POTTY! DAD! HEY! LET ME OUT! OMG YOU'RE GETTING UP OFF THE COUCH?! LETTING ME OUT?! SQUIRREL! LET ME OUT! YESYESYES!"
My dog is hyper. I can hear it now 'dad, hey dad, there's a squirrel outside, let me out! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT SQUIRRELSQUIRRELOMGSQUIRREL I NEED TO GO POTTY! DAD! HEY! LET ME OUT! OMG YOU'RE GETTING UP OFF THE COUCH?! LETTING ME OUT?! SQUIRREL! LET ME OUT! YESYESYES!"
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:55 am to Masterag
Yes
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:55 am to Masterag
We kick our dogs out our bedroom anytime we have sex, but imagine couples that don't....and now their dog can make commentary
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:56 am to Spankum
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funny...what you are saying sounds a lot like conversations with my girlfriend...
yeah, she has a bulldog and we talked about this last night. our answer: hell no. she's a sweet dog but prone to being whiny, if she could talk it would be unbearable.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:56 am to Masterag
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:56 am to Masterag
No, they have seen to much.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:57 am to lsunurse
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.and now their dog can make commentary
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:58 am to Masterag
Imagine the marriages destroyed. Dog outing a cheating spouse.
"Hey what happened to the other man that was naked in here last week?"
"Hey what happened to the other man that was naked in here last week?"
Posted on 1/21/17 at 10:59 am to Nutriaitch
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if i can turn it off and on at will, absolutely.
Agreed. If the dog could talk all the time, then absof*ckinglutley not.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 11:00 am to Hulkklogan
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My dog is hyper. I can hear it now 'dad, hey dad, there's a squirrel outside, let me out! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT SQUIRRELSQUIRRELOMGSQUIRREL I NEED TO GO POTTY! DAD! HEY! LET ME OUT! OMG YOU'RE GETTING UP OFF THE COUCH?! LETTING ME OUT?! SQUIRREL! LET ME OUT! YESYESYES!"
my buddy has a golden retriever who is smart and the most chill dog i've ever met. when she needs to go out, she just nudges the person closest to the door and patiently goes and stands by the door. this dog is on another level. she'd probably be interesting to talk to.
Posted on 1/21/17 at 11:01 am to Masterag
my dogs would talk about food, squirrels and the couch in that order
I'm not missing anything without the actual conversation
I'm not missing anything without the actual conversation
Posted on 1/21/17 at 11:17 am to Masterag
I generally know what my dog wants or what he's thinking. I don't need to have to talk to him about it. Lately he's had a fascination with the printer, I'll start printing something and he'll run over to it and stick his nose in the exit tray. I'd be interested to know what he thinks is happening
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