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re: If you could shape-shift into an animal, which animal would you choose?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 1:51 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Posted on 8/16/15 at 1:51 am to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
Couldn't even rub one out with them baby arms
Tapir dick
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Posted on 8/16/15 at 1:52 am to RedWineMeNow
Dolphin
Posted on 8/16/15 at 1:58 am to Gullah Gullah Island
A raptor. Specifically a golden eagle. It makes the bald eagle look like a pussy.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 1:58 am to FLBooGoTigs1
how did I not think of this angle in my decision?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 2:18 am to 82fumanchu
Hmmmmmmmmmm
An owl ...
or a monkey
can I be a monkey with owl wings and claws ?
and a beak ?
An owl ...
or a monkey
can I be a monkey with owl wings and claws ?
and a beak ?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 2:29 am to OWLFAN86
Or an owl with a tapir dick.
An don't give me that there already is one
An don't give me that there already is one
Posted on 8/16/15 at 2:57 am to RedWineMeNow
I'd be a bread animorph animal
Posted on 8/16/15 at 4:20 am to RedWineMeNow
I gave u an up vote to make up doll face. You like old dudes by chance?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 4:23 am to TomballTiger
Sloth
Bitches love sloths
Bitches love sloths
Posted on 8/16/15 at 5:14 am to RedWineMeNow
Liger.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 5:15 am to RedWineMeNow
Brahma bull so I can finally have a big dick. Brahmas have big penises right?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 5:16 am to VABuckeye
A raptor. Specifically a Harpy Eagle. It makes the Golden Eagle look like a pussy. Easily the biggest badass of all the birds. Extremely rare. Seeing one in the wild is near the top of my bucket list.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 5:52 am to Tigris
I'm liking the harpy eagle. However it doesn't take down wolves and pull goats off of mountains like the golden eagle so I'll stick with my choice. 
Looks like a trip to South America is in your future?
Looks like a trip to South America is in your future?
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 5:53 am
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:34 am to VABuckeye
pterodactyl - a really big one.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:38 am to RedWineMeNow
Leopard. But if we're shape shifting to fight... probably a tiger for the size and strength.
Eta:
The eagle thing has me possibly changing my mind. I may have to go with the Golden as well, though I'd feel safer as a Bald Eagle as they're pretty well protected from hunters. Wouldn't want to get shot at while shifting shape and all.
Eta:
The eagle thing has me possibly changing my mind. I may have to go with the Golden as well, though I'd feel safer as a Bald Eagle as they're pretty well protected from hunters. Wouldn't want to get shot at while shifting shape and all.
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 6:44 am
Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:24 am to RedWineMeNow
Ptyrodactyl
Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:31 am to TomballTiger
Women don't drink red wine. They drink that sweet arse shite Moscato.
I would come back as this in your house
then eat your beta arse. The stinkeye is for your crappy thread.
Don't even try to jump in your crappy pond.
I'll still get you.
I would come back as this in your house
then eat your beta arse. The stinkeye is for your crappy thread.
Don't even try to jump in your crappy pond.
I'll still get you.
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 7:34 am
Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:33 am to RedWineMeNow
I'd be something badass like a honey badger, king cobra or a polar bear
Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:35 am to TheIndulger
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I'd be something badass like a honey badger, king cobra or a polar bear
The only badass animal on your list is the Polar Bear. Other than the other two choices, the Polar Bear more than makes up.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:39 am to Tigris
Those are bad arse.
Here's a quote from Wiki.
Here's a quote from Wiki.
quote:
One source states that adult females can weigh up to 10 kg (22 lb).[12] An exceptionally large captive female, "Jezebel", weighed 12.3 kg (27 lb).
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