If you can drive a truck, you've got a job my friend

I think that is probably the most successful advertising campaign in history...no other campaign has influenced me enough to remember a telephone number that I never called for 30 years!

If you said the first part to me on my deathbed,



1-800-551-8900

Diesel Driving Academy may be my last words

Sorry you thought this was a job offer my man

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o other campaign has influenced me enough to remember a telephone number that I never called for 30 years!

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Growing up watching the Bozo show and cubs on WGN i will never forget
588-2300 Empiiiiiiiire

That was the shite back then. That’s when Baywatch and Jerry Springer were my go-to after school shows but I still made time for Boy Meets World and The Wonder Years. Man I miss the old America.

If you can suck dick you can get a cash paying job at truck stops my friend

I’m just a man and a guy and a dude and I’m hungryyy

-Taco Bell circa 2004

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I think that is probably the most successful advertising campaign in history...no other campaign has influenced me enough to remember a telephone number that I never called for 30 years!

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Not 30 years like this one, but still annoying.

1 877 Kars 4 Kids
K-A-R-S Kars for Kids
1-877 Kars 4 Kids
Donate your car today

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I mean, can’t you tell me the address to rosenburgs, who 525-8000 belongs to, or what comes after red snapper, kamikaze, Long Island iced tea?

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1825 Tulane - rosenburgs