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Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:15 pm to TH03
quote:
it's a Jewish practice that the US got it from.
If it was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:16 pm to CroakaBait
What does the OT think of getting my sloppy seconds Of Smegma
You know it was still in her and now it's on your penis
You know it was still in her and now it's on your penis
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:21 pm to Broke
I wouldn't say weirdo. But If you are against circumcision and make it a point to voice your opinion on the matter on multiple occasions... That's kind of dick obsessive. Looking at you SP.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:28 pm to saint amant steve
I don't know how y'all do it in St Amant, but I can with 100% certainty tell you that girls have laughed with their friends about you behind your back.
Sorry baw
Sorry baw
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:43 pm to REB BEER
From what I've read and heard European men are much more likely to be wearing turtlenecks than we Amurkins. It has been my personal experience that German women have been very happy to go to my personal version of Sleeveless in Seattle. Even in the Ruhr.
If Consumer Reports asked me to rate my satisfaction level with my own cut equipment, I'd make Lexus and Honda quit business with my positive review. It couldn't have been better.
Poors, the uneducated, betas and hipsters with their stinking sheaths. It's a quick and easy litmus test for women: collar means "No".

If Consumer Reports asked me to rate my satisfaction level with my own cut equipment, I'd make Lexus and Honda quit business with my positive review. It couldn't have been better.
Poors, the uneducated, betas and hipsters with their stinking sheaths. It's a quick and easy litmus test for women: collar means "No".
This post was edited on 12/9/14 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:44 pm to Blue Velvet
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Yes, some parents choose to alter their children's appearance to fit in. So brave.
Or for religious reasons. Or to greatly diminish the chances of infections happening.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:46 pm to Nado Jenkins83
my old roommate's bulldog was uncircumcised and we had to throw out the rug in the living room after a while because he smegma'd on it a bunch
it looked like somebody dropped a buncha dijon mustard on it
it looked like somebody dropped a buncha dijon mustard on it
This post was edited on 12/9/14 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:01 pm to CAD703X
This is actually the type of women you're uncut kid will get, not the hot tatted chicks...
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:
choose to alter their children's appearance to fit in. So brave.
This is bullshite. Should kids be circumcised? Not really. It can go either way. But to call a Dad weak for having his sons dick look like his is fricking stupid. If you have never had a foreskin you have no idea how to take care of one. As a nurse I can tell all here that a foreskin is a burden for the very young and the very old. That shite gets nasty.
Am I going to go so far as to say someone who stays uncut is stupid? No. The rest of the world is not and they do fine. But circumcision has its place and reasons.
As generations go it will become less prevalent. Or that seems to be the trend.
Being cut has pros as does being uncut. To say otherwise is not true.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:10 pm to terd ferguson
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May as well just name your kid Smegma

Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:11 pm to LSU alum wannabe
The circ rate in he US is declining fast. So the argument that people will make fun of him isn't valid. It'll be approaching 50/50 here soon.
I'm chopped but I won't be chopping my son if I have one. As a doctor, there just aren't any real good reasons to do it. There really aren't many bad things that can come of it though. Complications are exceedingly rare. But could you imagine if your kid got the botched circ or got the infection and got the Penile amputation? #thanksdad
If anyone cuts their kid to "prevent stds" then I guess you have no faith in your parenting skills.
Basically I wouldn't care either way. To each their own.
I'm chopped but I won't be chopping my son if I have one. As a doctor, there just aren't any real good reasons to do it. There really aren't many bad things that can come of it though. Complications are exceedingly rare. But could you imagine if your kid got the botched circ or got the infection and got the Penile amputation? #thanksdad
If anyone cuts their kid to "prevent stds" then I guess you have no faith in your parenting skills.
Basically I wouldn't care either way. To each their own.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:14 pm to tiger1014
quote:
The circ rate in he US is declining fast. So the argument that people will make fun of him isn't valid. It'll be approaching 50/50 here soon.
Because of the growing minority populations.
So you'll still be a penis outcast unless you're poor or a minority or that's everyone you know.
This post was edited on 12/9/14 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:17 pm to tiger1014
Basically if you let your child be scuzzy it can lead to issues. My dad told me to clean it early. I have never had an issue
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:17 pm to saint amant steve
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I'm sure your count smells like Baskin Robbins, right?
I'd like to find out.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 9:38 pm to LSUTigers1986
Early on with a baby and toddler it must be rough? As an ER nurse I only see after trauma and irritation. But the foreskin is un retractable. Al so seen morons retract foreskin and leave it there I assume because kid was going crazy. Then you can't pull the foreskin back over. Either way equals irritation and infection.
Once tried to straight cath a Mexican baby for a urinalysis. Uncut. Foreskin beyond retractable. His little pud literally looked like a matchstick. Short shaft with bulbous red tip. The catheter tube had to be threaded blind because you cannot see the urethra without retracting. So it is a slow blind attempt to find a peehole inside a peehole. After 5 seconds I realized the redness was an abscess somewhere within the foreskin. I popped it and pus shot out. I put my things away and said "Fuchs this shite" called his pedi to tell him I am out. But I did lanced an abscess for him.
Just terrible. And these were good decent people. Child was well cared for. Their is just some cultural thing about cleaning privates properly. For girls too. Cathed many little baby girls. Many kids had copious amounts of toothpaste consistency in the folds. Dad was giving the baths. And would not clean properly. I had to point out that he is cleaning his girl properly when opening folds. This is not dirty or molesting. They have a hang up about cleaning in there how it needs to be cleaned.
Once tried to straight cath a Mexican baby for a urinalysis. Uncut. Foreskin beyond retractable. His little pud literally looked like a matchstick. Short shaft with bulbous red tip. The catheter tube had to be threaded blind because you cannot see the urethra without retracting. So it is a slow blind attempt to find a peehole inside a peehole. After 5 seconds I realized the redness was an abscess somewhere within the foreskin. I popped it and pus shot out. I put my things away and said "Fuchs this shite" called his pedi to tell him I am out. But I did lanced an abscess for him.
Just terrible. And these were good decent people. Child was well cared for. Their is just some cultural thing about cleaning privates properly. For girls too. Cathed many little baby girls. Many kids had copious amounts of toothpaste consistency in the folds. Dad was giving the baths. And would not clean properly. I had to point out that he is cleaning his girl properly when opening folds. This is not dirty or molesting. They have a hang up about cleaning in there how it needs to be cleaned.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:50 am to Broke
Now I can sleep better knowing you pervs will leave my son alone b/c he is uncircumcised, since you find it disgusting. What an awesome and accepting society we live in that allows people freedom to make their own choices.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:09 am to mooseofterror
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This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 8:39 pm
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