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If the Government started a draft today....

Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:16 am
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19603 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:16 am
What would be the best way(s) to get out of it? I'm legit curious as to how someone might legally dodge the draft nowadays.

I wonder what the rules would be these days? I wonder if it would be easier or harder than in the past.
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 11:18 am
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
2389 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:18 am to
Be a tranny
Posted by MarsellusWallace
504
Member since Apr 2022
495 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:18 am to
Imagine the tears from the libs, the cries of imbedded racism in the process, and the sudden evaporation of gender equality.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19603 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Be a tranny


We can end the thread now I suppose. Have an upvote.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17000 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:18 am to
A modern version of this movie, but instead of prisoners it would have illegal Mexicans going to war to earn their citizenship.



Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69824 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:19 am to
be a female politician.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30661 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:21 am to
Most would be medically unfit to serve. Were a nation of soft pathetic “men”
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 11:28 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75706 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:23 am to
Fake asthma after you run out of student deferments.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68340 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:24 am to
Be from a wealthy family.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56939 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:24 am to
Look at this wuss who doesn’t want to die for Israel
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29807 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:27 am to
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musically unfit to serve.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30661 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:29 am to
Mingo regrets the error. Apples keyboard is quite literally the worst product on the market right now. So bad, when I tried to edit it changed it from “musically” to “medical liar” with no error in “medically.” Not good!
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 11:30 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29807 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:32 am to
It just reminded me of some of the DIs I've heard trying to call cadence.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
1183 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:41 am to
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Be a tranny

This method isn't perk heavy enough for me.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18695 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:49 am to
If people are crying about a uniform for Starbucks, a draft would be comical
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69824 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:50 am to
if you are a young able bodied, childless, and unemployed American you should automatically be drafted without exemption.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
39428 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:53 am to
Automatic qualifiers to be drafted: you have a TikTok account

This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 11:53 am
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50854 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:01 pm to
I'd serve
My civil war battle reenactments should have me prepared
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51798 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:03 pm to
I'm too old and don't have any sons.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19603 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Look at this wuss who doesn’t want to die for Israel


I chuckled. Upvote forthwith.
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