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If she's in Miami this week...

Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:26 am
Posted by Tigear
Scotland
Member since Sep 2019
782 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:26 am
I've got 3 out of the house sons. 2 graduated & 1 still in undergrad.

The middle one lives in Nashville, works in music industry. Trying to find his way in the adult world.

He called last night for my advice about a girl he's been seeing. Here are the hilarious bullet points:

1. she's a waitress "slash" instagram model influencer
2. they've been casually dating for 4 months
3. she's been in Miami since Saturday & staying through next Tuesday
4. he can't get a straight answer from her what she's doing down there, where she's staying, or how she can afford it (he's not obsessing, but he realizes something is "up")
5. he says she's texting him all kinds of pictures at clubs, restaurants, on the beach, on a couple of different boats, etc. with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures.


For his sanity, I won't share the girl's account, but here's a girl who is down there with her, for your troubles:

Miami party girl

So, I ask the OT:

She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?

Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34686 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:27 am to
She's getting railed. Often.

ETA Most upvotes I've ever had.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 5:15 am
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18648 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:28 am to
quote:

2. they've been casually dating for 4 months

First rule of casually dating: everyone's fricking someone else
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
quote:

with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures


There's some guys in the picture.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
quote:

She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?


having been the guy with the yacht before, I can unequivocally, yes, yes she is
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48940 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
1. this is probably fake

2. shes a hooker
Posted by big_tuna
Member since Jun 2019
596 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
poor guy is getting bamboozled.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3718 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
.
This post was edited on 6/6/20 at 8:37 am
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43338 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to
quote:

She's getting railed. Often.


By many different people.

Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
7918 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to
quote:

There's some guys in the picture.


But only on a by the hour basis...

OP, tell junior to run far and fast.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to
quote:

She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?

She's a fishing guide and she is using her best bait. No limit on her catches either.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41633 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to
Uhh, is she down there with former Queen Pauline Jackson's sister? Because that girl looks like she could be Pauline Jackson's sister.

Working on getting a pic from instagram to post and show everyone.








Pauline Jackson:

This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 10:34 am
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to
She being railed like a train on tracks.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46481 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to
quote:

She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?




Most likely. However can he benefit financially from it? If not then let's see those pics of his lady because the relationship is over already.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to
quote:

However can he benefit financially from it?


nope
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to
Lol your son is being replaced by BBC
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to
Nothing is ever free. his gf is paying for that vacation one way or another
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19307 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:32 am to
Girls go to the Super Bowl for two things:

Free Drinks

and

BBC
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81210 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:32 am to
It says right there in the story what the girl you linked is doing in Miami.

Ignite swimsuit calendar launch party. Ignite is Dan Bilzarian’s company.
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 10:34 am
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34686 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:33 am to
Have your son ask her which swing clubs she belongs to in Nashville.
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