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re: If polygamy became legal in the U.S.A. , how many wives could you support?

Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:19 pm to
Screw it. Just keep one or two girlfriends and stay single. Been married and divorced once. I would have to think long and hard about doing the wife thing again. Sex is decent with an average of a new GF every year. So there is some variety and much of it is pretty good looking and younger than me. My son met one GF of a few years ago and the look on his face was one of "Hey, wanna trade"? Nah after 27 years of marriage not sure I would want another wife much less several.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30972 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:20 pm to
You mean how many wives would I have supporting me.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:35 pm to
Until the divorce laws are changed. ...... no way.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:37 pm to
Preferably none
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:37 pm to
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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:38 pm to
I'd marry 9 women and have them each bear me a son named Braxton.

My travel ball team will be the stuff of legends and make me rich when they enter the Majors.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:00 pm to
You got it backward. 3-4 wives and I'm not working. They are.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:03 pm to
I’m a Christian so I would stay with my single plain wife, but you do you.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:04 pm to
Why anyone would have more than one wife is beyond me...
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56187 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:04 pm to
Why would I need to support them?
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:13 pm to
The same, 0.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5923 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:19 pm to
No way in hell!!! The one I have is a pain in the arse most of the time. Why would any sane man ever want to compound his problems???? Imagine when they all get on the same cycle or as close as they can. That means you'd have at the minimum of 2 1/2 weeks out of every month of pure hell.









frick that shite.
Posted by TigerFanDan
BFE
Member since Jul 2008
1013 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:20 pm to
I would offer mine up for adoption.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:26 pm to
A good dog is so much more loyal.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5166 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:42 pm to
I'd say 3 max. That would give each of them breaks from making sammiches and cleaning...these activities could be rotated. Also, they would be able to take turns scratching my head while I fall asleep...I'm sure by the time I got in bed everynight, dealing with all these women would have me exhausted and the scratching would help. Maybe the max should be 2.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60245 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

You are asking the wrong question. How many would it take to support me is the right question.



Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:48 pm to
If you want more than one you are glutton for punishment. 3 of mine would cost you about 5 million a year
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

at least 3... not quite 4.


This is well done
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109169 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 10:00 pm to
You mean how many would I take to accomodate me?

6

Hot Dr, Hot Lawyer, Hot Dentist, Hot Contractor, Hot Chef, and Hot Masseuse.

Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37409 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 10:08 pm to
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