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re: if penis enlargement was as routine as breast enlargement

Posted on 2/20/25 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Brlaf77
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 4:55 pm to
100% just here for the comments
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
26967 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:15 pm to
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Would any man admit the need for the implant?


And who would you get to drive you to the surgery the day of the appointment?

(In other words, you’d HAVE to tell at least one person I would guess)
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 7:19 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:19 pm to
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And who would you get to drive you to the surgery the day of the appointment?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:42 pm to
Don’t need it sooooo…..
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1828 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:44 pm to
“I had ran out of pee pee.” -Chad Johnson
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
12097 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:10 pm to
Dude this is about getting it up, not enlargening.

Funny thing is that the Orange County Register & Los Angeles Times used to have several full page ads daily for penis enlargement/lengthening in the early 90's.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:19 pm to
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
433 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:27 pm to
I wish I could get some extra lenght and girth.
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4694 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:46 pm to
Sounds expensive. Maybe I can get a repo ??
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
26967 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:55 pm to
Reminds me of that movie Repo men, where people get organ transplants but if the people don’t pay their bill the company repo’s the implant

I don’t think I’ll finance my penis enlargement. Just in case
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 8:56 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23249 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:18 pm to
Just get on some cialis, you will be fine.

If you need a bit more, get a cock ring
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 9:21 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16350 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:24 pm to
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I love my giant penis until I take a shite and it dips in the water.
I have to duct tape mine to my belly.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
8122 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:27 pm to
I would hold off getting this.

Searching “Penuma implant” using DuckDuck this was this picture for penis enhancement clinic using a Penuma implant

And a CT image of an infected penuma implant


I think this is a different procedure but looks messed up

There was also some pics in search from a reddit forum where they appear to be sharing pictures of progress after Penuma procedure.

Dont be like a Reddit user.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 9:31 pm
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2335 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:39 pm to
Is it more common to have the doctors increase the length, the width, or have their increases focus on locking in the aspect ratio?

Will your gains be permanently locked in (if you know what I mean), or will you have to take a pill to realize the full extent?
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9633 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:43 pm to
You know, this is funny. In med school most of our cadavers were old men naturally.

You would be amazed at the number of penis implants they found. Like 5% of them. Sounds small but that’s 1/20 men there had dick fixer upper surgery
Posted by SmelvinRat
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:41 pm to
You know Jody would.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:21 pm to
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If penis enlargement surgery was as common/safe/normal/routine as breast enlargement surgery is for women, who here would do it?


Question for the freaks that would mutilate their body like this…

If you had pen!s enlightenment done would, you like to show them off like a fake rack of breasts.


We have all heard the stories of women who get a little breast work done that like to show them off. So now that you are packing a Saturn V rocket between your legs do you accentuate your wardrobe with short shorts, speedos, and gray sweatpants to show off your new hog.
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 3:30 am
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1828 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

So now that you are packing a Saturn V rocket between your legs do you accentuate your wardrobe with short shorts, speedos, and gray sweatpants to show off your new hog.


Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6066 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 1:42 am to
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If you had pen!s enlightenment done…
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