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Ajo Devil
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Member since Sep 2006
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If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
A guy staggers up to another guy in a bar and says, "Hey Buddy, I banged your mom last night. That's right, I banged her REAL GOOD."

The second guy says, "Go home Dad, you're drunk."


tigerbutt
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Member since Jun 2006
20491 posts

re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Just look in your pants


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JDPndahizzy
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Did i tell you my pizza joke?

Never mind, its too cheesy...


Cdawg
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?


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TDsngumbo
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger




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OysterPoBoy
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Member since Jul 2013
20035 posts

re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
quote:

Did i tell you my pizza joke?

Never mind, its too cheesy..


Just tell it anyway, some people might like it.


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Athis
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
One from way back in the 80's

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?

A show off...


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Walt OReilly
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Pretty good

Would you mind if I told a few of my friends your joke?


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fr33manator
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
I sat down at the bar and was larking to a woman.

she said
“ I have been married 10 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each...

My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.

My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.

My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.

My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.

My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.

My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.

My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.

My eighth husband was a chef: all he wanted to do was taste it and tell me how salty it was.

My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best.
He is a mechanic: he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since.”


Cdawg
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
What has four legs and one arm?

A happy pit bull.


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SouthEndzoneTiger
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
I’m sitting in a bar drinking a beer. This guy sits down next to me and starts drinking a beer. I look at him and ask, “do you know any martial arts?” He looks at me all offended and asks, “why are you asking me that, because I’m Chinese?” I say, “no, I’m asking because you’re drinking MY fricking beer!!”


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Cdawg
Houston Astros Fan
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Member since Sep 2003
54226 posts

re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Murder-suicide is my favorite suicide.

You hear your friend Jeff just committed suicide. Your only thought is devastation: “Oh my God, what could I have done to save my friend Jeff?”

You hear your friend Jeff killed his wife and then himself and you just think, “Yikes, Jeff doesn’t frick around, huh?”
"Holy shite Jeff. I didn't think the big guy had it in him"

Jeff wasn't cleaning that shite up.


-Anthony Jeselnik


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FeauxPaw
LSU Fan
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
841 posts

re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Wanna hear a construction joke?

Go easy on me, I'm still working on it.


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BertusTiger
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Member since Oct 2014
283 posts

re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Who has the longest fingernails in the world?

Santa Claws


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