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If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day
Posted by Ajo Devil on 5/15/19 at 3:57 pm921
A guy staggers up to another guy in a bar and says, "Hey Buddy, I banged your mom last night. That's right, I banged her REAL GOOD."
The second guy says, "Go home Dad, you're drunk."
The second guy says, "Go home Dad, you're drunk."
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by JDPndahizzy on 5/15/19 at 3:59 pm to Ajo Devil
Did i tell you my pizza joke?
Never mind, its too cheesy...
Never mind, its too cheesy...
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by OysterPoBoy on 5/15/19 at 4:04 pm to JDPndahizzy
quote:
Did i tell you my pizza joke?
Never mind, its too cheesy..
Just tell it anyway, some people might like it.
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re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by Walt OReilly on 5/15/19 at 4:08 pm to Ajo Devil
Pretty good
Would you mind if I told a few of my friends your joke?
Would you mind if I told a few of my friends your joke?
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by fr33manator on 5/15/19 at 4:09 pm to Ajo Devil
I sat down at the bar and was larking to a woman.
she said
“ I have been married 10 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each...
My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.
My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.
My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.
My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.
My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.
My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.
My eighth husband was a chef: all he wanted to do was taste it and tell me how salty it was.
My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best.
He is a mechanic: he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since.”
she said
“ I have been married 10 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each...
My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.
My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.
My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.
My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.
My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.
My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.
My eighth husband was a chef: all he wanted to do was taste it and tell me how salty it was.
My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best.
He is a mechanic: he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since.”
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by Cdawg on 5/15/19 at 4:18 pm to fr33manator
What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.
A happy pit bull.
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by SouthEndzoneTiger on 5/15/19 at 4:23 pm to Ajo Devil
I’m sitting in a bar drinking a beer. This guy sits down next to me and starts drinking a beer. I look at him and ask, “do you know any martial arts?” He looks at me all offended and asks, “why are you asking me that, because I’m Chinese?” I say, “no, I’m asking because you’re drinking MY fricking beer!!”
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by Cdawg on 5/15/19 at 4:24 pm to fr33manator
Murder-suicide is my favorite suicide.
You hear your friend Jeff just committed suicide. Your only thought is devastation: “Oh my God, what could I have done to save my friend Jeff?”
You hear your friend Jeff killed his wife and then himself and you just think, “Yikes, Jeff doesn’t frick around, huh?”
"Holy shite Jeff. I didn't think the big guy had it in him"
Jeff wasn't cleaning that shite up.
-Anthony Jeselnik
You hear your friend Jeff just committed suicide. Your only thought is devastation: “Oh my God, what could I have done to save my friend Jeff?”
You hear your friend Jeff killed his wife and then himself and you just think, “Yikes, Jeff doesn’t frick around, huh?”
"Holy shite Jeff. I didn't think the big guy had it in him"
Jeff wasn't cleaning that shite up.
-Anthony Jeselnik
re: If it's Wednesday, it must be joke dayPosted by BertusTiger on 5/15/19 at 9:51 pm to Ajo Devil
Who has the longest fingernails in the world?
Santa Claws
Santa Claws
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