If it's Wednesday, it must be joke day

Just look in your pants

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Did i tell you my pizza joke?

Never mind, its too cheesy..

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Just tell it anyway, some people might like it.

I sat down at the bar and was larking to a woman.

she said
“ I have been married 10 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each...

My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.

My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.

My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.

My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.

My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.

My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.

My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.

My eighth husband was a chef: all he wanted to do was taste it and tell me how salty it was.

My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best.
He is a mechanic: he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since.”

I’m sitting in a bar drinking a beer. This guy sits down next to me and starts drinking a beer. I look at him and ask, “do you know any martial arts?” He looks at me all offended and asks, “why are you asking me that, because I’m Chinese?” I say, “no, I’m asking because you’re drinking MY fricking beer!!”

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Go easy on me, I'm still working on it.