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If I want my 2 year old to get into Harvard ??

Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:02 pm
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:02 pm
Would it help if I start donating a few grand a year to the University now?
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3842 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:03 pm to
Do an ancestry test. Find African American ancestors.

Full scholarship
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:03 pm to
Yeah, the Liberal Hell Hole of the world, sure
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70768 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:04 pm to
Don't apply as an Asian or White

Rate of acceptance should dramatically rise.
This post was edited on 10/31/18 at 6:05 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129101 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:05 pm to
Hope your kid has some black, hispanic or native american blood
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34869 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:05 pm to
They did a study and getting on the fencing team is the best way to get into Ivy League school.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37470 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

donating a few grand a year
Here's the "few grand a year" package:

Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3330 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:06 pm to
Claim that he is 0.012% Apache.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:07 pm to
2 seems young for college...
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149411 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:08 pm to
is your 2 year old an adopted lesbian refugee from vietnam who lost her leg to some tragic accident? if not then it wont matter no matter what
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4426 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:09 pm to
In b4 just become a plumber.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58448 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:09 pm to
He’ll make more if he becomes a welder
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38421 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:13 pm to
College is such a joke these days. Learn a trade and make six figures at 21.

I still know people with law degrees living at home with their parents.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25873 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Hope your kid has some black, hispanic or native american blood



All you need is 1/2024th!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37470 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

All you need is 1/2024th!

Don't even need that. Just check the box. Who are they to tell you what ethnicity you are?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70768 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Don't even need that. Just check the box. Who are they to tell you what ethnicity you are?



Exactly, if they judge, sue them for discrimination
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27883 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:20 pm to
No. They’re literally worth billions. They don’t care about your change.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7426 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:21 pm to
Senator’s son or better
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Would it help if I start donating a few grand a year to the University now?


It would help if your son wasn't fathered by an imbecile
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3647 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 6:22 pm to
Teach him to be an entrepreneur and he won't need to go there.
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